Let’s face it: no one wants to admit it, but newborns can be a handful. They tend to cry at the most inconvenient times, ruin those adorable outfits with unexpected messes, and even spit up the precious milk you worked so hard to produce. It’s just part of the parenting experience that sometimes, babies can be a bit challenging.
However, some babies take this to another level. They do everything mentioned above but crank it up a notch. These little ones might just be tiny demons sent to test your patience. The first step to conquering this situation is to identify the signs. Here’s how to tell if you’re dealing with a little demon in need of some serious parenting tactics. (Spoiler: It involves a lot of loud noises.)
1. Screaming Upon Awakening
Sure, most babies cry when they wake up hungry, but a demon baby takes it a step further. Instead of a gentle whimper, you’ll hear a full-blown scream. And when you rush in to comfort them, they’ll scream even louder. You might try to soothe them with food, but they’ll be too busy expressing their fury to notice you’re offering them a meal.
2. Screaming While Eating
Just when you think you’ve got them settled and latched on, they let out a piercing shriek with their mouth still closed. You could take this as a unique skill—it takes talent to multitask like that! But it might be worth mentioning to your pediatrician, as it could indicate reflux issues along with their demonic tendencies.
3. Screaming After Farting
While it’s normal for babies to be gassy, a demon baby will let out a thunderous fart and follow it with a scream so loud, you might question if they’ve just experienced a minor tragedy. Attempt to massage their tummy gently; if that doesn’t work, grab some earplugs and ride it out.
4. Screaming During Naptime
Your little one will resist sleep with the tenacity of a seasoned fighter. Friends with well-behaved babies may suggest establishing a nap routine, but this might only serve to alert your demon that it’s time for a nap—and that’s when the real battle begins. White noise can be your ally here, providing a calming backdrop to help them (and you) settle down.
5. Screaming in Their Sleep
After finally coaxing your demon into a peaceful slumber, you may find yourself jolted awake by what sounds like the wails of a banshee. Only to discover your little one is still asleep, ensuring you can’t enjoy your own rest. This could happen sporadically, keeping you on your toes and preventing you from fully relaxing.
6. Screaming During Bath Time
While other parents share images of their joyful babies splashing in the tub, you may find that bath time transforms into a nightmare. Regardless of the water temperature, your little demon will likely think they’re being tortured. The good news? Newborns don’t need daily baths, so keep it to once a week and get it over with as quickly as possible.
7. Screaming for No Apparent Reason
You might check off all the usual suspects—dry diaper, comfy clothes, a full tummy—and still, your baby screams. You’ll try everything: rocking, shushing, and even a little dance, and yet, they scream on. Stay strong; this little demon is testing your resolve.
If your baby truly fits the demon description, don’t worry. You’re not alone. Other parents are likely in the same boat, just too busy managing their own little monsters to share their experiences online. Rest assured, this phase will pass, and soon enough, you’ll be left with a happy little angel. Just hang in there and keep up the fight until the demons are gone for good!
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