During my latest prenatal visit, I learned that my little one is now the size of a cantaloupe and weighs more than some toddlers! This means I could go into labor at any moment, even though my due date is still a week and a half away. So, it’s time to get serious about packing my hospital bag.
First, I start by tossing in my phone and charger, along with my toothbrush, toothpaste, lotion, deodorant, and hairbrush. But wait—these are daily essentials! Out they go.
Next, I grab a cozy oversized hoodie, some slipper socks, and a pair of XXL joggers that I bought specifically for after the birth. Those joggers look incredibly comfy and should fit over my cantaloupe-sized belly. Naturally, I slip them on right away, along with the hoodie.
I realize it might be wise to pack snacks in case the hospital food is less than appetizing. Granola bars, crackers, chocolate, and a bottle of water sound good. But then I worry about them going bad if they sit in the bag too long, so I munch on the granola bars now.
It’s also important to think about something to read during downtime. I consider bringing What to Expect When You’re Expecting, some parenting magazines, and a sudoku book. However, I recall that during my last delivery, most of my time was spent either napping or persuading nurses for pain relief. Heavy books are out, but I leave Us Weekly for a bit of light reading.
In a moment of practicality, I decide to eat the chocolate before it melts all over my bag. Next, I think about items to help me relax during delivery: aromatherapy candles, soothing playlists on my iPod, and massage oil. But my partner gently reminds me that I’m having a C-section, so those might not be necessary.
I add my insurance cards, ID, and some cash to the bag, realizing I’ll need them for my final doctor’s appointment. I toss in a cute outfit for the baby to come home in but notice a small stain on the front. I try to find another outfit but really like the first one, despite the blemish. Off it goes to the laundry!
While I search for my camera for those precious newborn photos, I can’t recall the last time I used it. Plus, I’m not a fan of how I look in pictures. Still, I know I’ll want to capture the moment—unless the baby resembles Hume Cronyn from Cocoon. I don’t find the camera, but I do uncover more chocolate!
So, if my water breaks tonight, I’ll grab my bag, which contains:
- Slipper socks
- Us Weekly
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