Wife Captures Hilarious Sleep Talk from Her Husband, Texts Ensue

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Being in a long-term relationship often means discovering some quirky habits about your partner. Whether it’s a unique food combination or an unexpected song choice for the shower, these little oddities can be quite entertaining. For example, one husband has a talent for saying the most outrageous things while he sleeps.

A user on Imgur, who goes by SleepyJoe (his real name is Mark), is known for his amusing sleep talking. His wife, Emily, has taken it upon herself to document his nighttime ramblings by sending them to him as text messages. Mark recently shared a collection of these messages on his Imgur account, and they quickly gained popularity, racking up nearly 400,000 views. His sleep talk has truly become a source of laughter.

Sometimes, Mark speaks in exaggerated accents. Other times, he expresses an uncontainable excitement about being Belgian. Like many sleep talkers, he’s not exactly aware of what he’s saying, leading to some hilarious misunderstandings. For instance, he has been known to accuse Emily of plotting against him for no apparent reason. There are even moments where he announces it’s “smash time”—whatever that means—and one can’t help but wonder if he might have taken one too many sleep aids.

Emily shared with a local news outlet that Mark has been sleep talking for as long as she can remember, but she started keeping track of his antics in 2015. The standout moment for her happened when he was taking martial arts classes. “One night, he insisted I was his sparring partner,” Emily recalled. “When I asked what he meant, he raised his hand and gently tapped my nose while saying ‘Boop.’ I was in stitches!”

Living with a sleep talker can be quite the adventure. My partner is also a sleep talker, and I often wish I had thought to document his nighttime musings. Just the other night, he asked if I prepared potatoes for a staff meeting, and once he rolled over, patted me, and declared, “You’re the brightest lightbulb.” While sleep talking can disrupt the night, it also provides endless material for playful teasing, which is a significant part of love and companionship.

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In summary, capturing the whimsical moments of sleep talking can bring joy and laughter to a relationship. Whether it’s through quirky texts or delightful memories, these experiences highlight the fun side of being in love, and they certainly make for some entertaining stories.