I once prided myself on my organizational skills. My closets were tidy, and I could tackle my laundry in one go. Everything was in its place—until I had kids. Now, my home resembles a chaotic disaster zone, and I can’t see a path back to order anytime soon. It’s frustrating, and some days, I just sigh and wonder when I let things spiral so far out of control. I know we can do better as a family, but where to start?
In a bid to reclaim my space, I picked up the much-hyped book, The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up: The Japanese Art of Decluttering and Organizing by Marie Kondo. With a title promising transformation and a dash of magic, I thought for sure this adorable little book could help me regain my sanity. But as I flipped through its pages, my excitement quickly turned to irritation.
Here are my top five reasons for tossing Marie Kondo’s book into my junk pile:
- “Everyone Needs a Sanctuary”
Really, Marie? My sanctuary is currently a dark corner of my cluttered closet. If I managed to clear out the outdated clothes, my kids might actually find me again. Until then, I’ll stick to my mess, thanks. - “Decorate Your Closet With Secret Delights”
Okay, I may have a few hidden treats in my closet, but I doubt Marie meant my stash of chocolates and my latest People magazine. - “Empty Your Bag Everyday”
Marie, have you ever spent a day at the pool with kids? The amount of stuff I pack for a simple outing is astronomical! You really think I’m going to unpack and repack all that? Let’s be realistic, shall we? - “Gather Everything in One Space Before You Start Organizing”
That’s a breeze for me right now because every piece of clothing we own is practically piled in my laundry room. I guess I’ll kick off my organizing spree right there! - “You Should Have Freedom From a Life With Excess Stock”
Marie, you clearly haven’t shopped at Costco. Trust me, if you go during dinner time with kids in tow, you’ll see the beauty of stocking up on essentials and gaining a night off from cleaning.
Kondo suggests picking up each item and asking if it “sparks joy.” If it doesn’t, it’s time for the trash. Well, if I tried to toss out my husband’s beloved recliner, I might face some serious marital consequences. Sorry, Marie, but that logic just doesn’t hold up in real life!
Her folding technique, meant to turn clothing into little works of origami, had me in stitches. Let’s be real—there’s no way I’m folding my shirts like that.
While Marie Kondo didn’t revolutionize my life, I did manage to donate a few bags of clothes. And I can’t deny that her teachings pop into my mind when I contemplate buying yet another pair of sandals. However, it brought me immense joy to toss her book aside, never to look back.
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Summary: Ultimately, while I appreciate the intention behind Marie Kondo’s methods, they just don’t fit my reality as a busy mom. I prefer to embrace the chaos and find joy in the little things, even if that means letting go of the tidying guru’s book.