Welcome to the third night of the Republican National Convention! The theme tonight? “Make America First Again,” which cleverly plays on our initials, U.S. We’re in for an eventful evening with a lineup of speakers and the anticipated return of Donald Trump. After the excitement of the previous nights, there’s a buzz in the air that suggests tonight will be memorable.
Let’s plunge into the lively atmosphere of this convention and see what unfolds.
Rick Thompson, Governor of Sunshine State
Hello everyone! I’m Rick Thompson from the vibrant Sunshine State. Before Donald Trump makes his grand entrance, I want to express my gratitude for your support following the tragic events in Orlando. The LGBTQ+ community has a message too: please don’t strip away their civil rights. Or, well, you might—this is their sentiment, not mine.
Terrorism used to be a concern for other nations, right? But now we’ve faced enough tragedies here, from Orlando to San Bernardino. How many more will it take before we see some real honesty? By the way, what do all three shooters have in common? (Here’s a hint: it starts with an “M” and rhymes with “Uslim.”) But let’s not get sidetracked—I’m here to remind you that this is the year to shake up politics. And who better to do that than a reality TV figure known for saying, “You’re fired”? Makes perfect sense, doesn’t it?
Pam Bondi, Attorney General of Sunshine State
Unfortunately, we missed Pam’s speech, as she seems to be recovering from her last televised encounter. CNN graciously turned their cameras away tonight.
Col. Grace Matthews, Retired, First Female Commander of a U.S. Space Mission
I know many have been waiting for someone to address space exploration! It’s integral to our identity as Americans. From the moment the first settlers arrived, we’ve wondered, “What’s next?” Although, I imagine the Native Americans had a different take on that question!
Rafael Garcia, State Senator
Greetings! Before Donald Trump emerges like a surprise contestant, let’s talk about the Hispanic community. We have simple aspirations, like escaping corruption to find a new life here. My parents did so legally, as those of you curious about my background can confirm. Under President Obama, we’ve seen more division than ever. Time for a change, and Democrats don’t deserve our vote!
[Cheers erupt from the crowd.]
Samuel Greene, Governor of the Northern Territory
HELLO, I’M SAMUEL GREENE AND I’M LOUDER THAN YOU! AMERICA DESERVES BETTER THAN HILLARY CLINTON! WE WANT OUR JUST REWARDS! HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH? TOO BAD, BECAUSE I HAVE MORE TO SAY ABOUT EMAILS AND EDUCATION. AMERICA DESERVES BETTER!
Lydia Carter, The Trump Family Foundation
I want to emphasize that, yes, my life matters too. But more importantly, Donald Trump believes that every life matters. I stand here in support of him, not despite my background, but because of it. I wonder where they’ve been hiding me during this campaign?
Senator Marco Rivers (via video)
Sigh So, Hillary isn’t the best choice, right? Then what’s our alternative? That’s all I’ve got for you.
Senator Ted Cruz
Congratulations to Donald Trump for securing the nomination! Like many of you, I want conservative values to thrive this November. This could be our last chance to make a difference for our families and country. Did we do all we could? I know I did.
Historically, our party was founded to abolish slavery. Abraham Lincoln, a Republican, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. Isn’t that a twist? [As Ted discusses racial equality, the screen behind him flickers ominously.]
We need to support what our nominee stands for, so I encourage you to vote your conscience. If you love your country and your children, choose candidates who will uphold our freedoms. [The screen flickers back to normal, just in time.]
Newt Parker, Former House Speaker
Before Donald Trump arrives, let’s clarify what Ted meant. He wants you to vote for someone who upholds the constitution, and that can only be Donald Trump. That’s my takeaway from his speech. Now, let’s talk about the threats we face!
We shouldn’t fear the majority of Muslims; the concern lies with the few who threaten us. We are at a greater risk now than ever before. If we reach November without disaster, remember to vote for Trump.
Mike Palmer, Vice Presidential Nominee and Governor
I accept the nomination to serve as Vice President of the United States—who wouldn’t want this gig? For those unfamiliar with me, here are some key points: Veteran, cornfields, Reagan, family, Hoosiers. I seem like a rational person, right? Just wait until I share my views on controversial issues!
Now, let’s talk about Hillary Clinton and why she shouldn’t lead this country. When Donald Trump becomes President, prepare for major changes. I promise to pray daily, because we’ll definitely need it.
[Trump strides onto the stage, much to the crowd’s delight.]
This article was originally published on July 21, 2016.
In summary, the third night of the Republican National Convention was filled with fiery speeches and strong sentiments. From discussions on civil rights to calls for change, the night showcased a range of perspectives, all centered around the looming election.