For many couples, saying “I do” comes with a set of vows, often recited in front of a clergy member, a judge, or even a friend dressed as Elvis. Some choose to pen their own heartfelt promises, while others stick to traditional texts. We’re all familiar with the key phrases about love and respect, through good times and bad, but a truly successful marriage is also supported by a variety of unspoken commitments. For my partner and me, these are the silent yet steadfast pledges we uphold, as long as we both shall endure:
- No Spoilers on Netflix
If one of us is tempted to watch ahead, the other shall remain blissfully ignorant of any plot twists. - Protect the Good Bra
I vow to keep my one decent bra out of the dryer, just as I promise to avoid using his prized razor for my legs. Well, almost always. - Bond Over Shared Grievances
Liking the same people is nice, but uniting against a common foe—like that annoying coworker, Marissa—strengthens our bond. Sometimes, the kids can be the enemy too! - Stand Together
We present a united front, even if we’re completely wrong. Teamwork is essential, especially when the little ones are around. - Support Each Other’s Teams
I’ll cheer for his sports team just as fervently as my own. But when it comes to fantasy leagues, he’s on his own. - Stock Up on Comfort Foods
My husband has a serious passion for chocolate chip cookies. Even during health kicks, I make sure his favorite treats are always in the pantry, just as he does for my beloved strawberry cheesecake. - Amazon Purchases Are Off-Limits
We adhere to a strict “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy about online shopping, whether it’s another workout DVD or my latest pair of shoes. - No Scorekeeping
Even when I’m clearly ahead, I promise not to keep tabs on who does what. - Embrace the “Fat Phase”
When one of us feels a bit heavy, we’ll indulge together—ice cream, pizza, whatever it is—enjoying life without guilt (preferably with the lights off). - Coffee Duty
Your coffee isn’t great, and I’ve accepted that. I’ll handle the brewing while you tackle the dessert—only when I’m in my “fat phase,” of course! - Put Away the Distractions
When we talk, I’ll set my phone aside. Nothing is more important than the conversation, even if it’s about his fantasy league. - Look Away During Spanx Time
Please, avert your eyes while I put on my Spanx. It’s uncomfortable for both of us—much like your “manscaping” sessions! - Gas Up the Car
I despise filling up the tank. That’s why I also handle the laundry and our travel plans. - Wine is Essential
Sometimes, I just need a glass of wine after a long day. The perfect response? “More wine, dear?” - Family Drama is Off-Limits
Only I can poke fun at my own family. However, we might need to have a chat about your buddy, Rick, and his endless “investment opportunities.”
These “unwritten vows” have evolved through years of learning and adapting together. Remember, effective communication and a good sense of humor are vital in any partnership. If you’re looking for more insights on home insemination, you might find our other blog posts, like this one on intracervical insemination, quite helpful. Also, check out NHS for excellent resources on pregnancy and home insemination.
In summary, these unspoken promises create a strong foundation for our marriage, reminding us that love, laughter, and understanding are key ingredients for a lasting partnership.