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The Hilarious Parents of Twitter Weigh in on the Pumpkin Spice Craze
Love it or hate it, that time of year has arrived when nearly everything—except for your tampons (just wait, it’s bound to happen)—is infused with pumpkin spice. Be it flavored, scented, or whatnot, this fall trend is so popular that it actually kicks off at the tail end of summer. Bless us! While the main draw for many of us moms is those indulgent lattes, the pumpkin spice takeover extends to candles, Oreos, soaps, cream cheese, beer, lotion—the list goes on and on. Fall has become synonymous with pumpkin spice, and escaping it feels impossible.
If you’re not a fan of pumpkin spice, gather ‘round! And for those who can’t get enough, there’s plenty of humor to be found, thanks to the witty parents of Twitter who are sharing their thoughts on this seasonal favorite.
- Sweet Freedom
Pumpkin spice is nice, but who needs it when we can finally raise our voices without the fear of our neighbors judging us? Bring on the cozy vibes! - Versatile Flavor
Just toss it into anything! And while you’re at it, sprinkle a bit on the kids. It’s a significant upgrade from the scent of dirty feet and diaper disasters. - Pumpkin Spice Story Time
Why not add some pumpkin spice to that bowl of mush? It’s taking over every aspect of our lives, after all! - Caffeine Chaos
All that sugar and caffeine can lead to unexpected nights. You might find yourself awake, pondering when you can sip another pumpkin spice latte—or just getting up every hour to use the loo. - Inter-Species Appeal
It’s not just us humans who are enamored with pumpkin spice. Now all we need are tiny infinity scarves for our pets! - There Are Rules
Everyone around you might want to toss pumpkin spice in your face if you make them inhale fall while they’re still rocking flip-flops. Patience, my friends, the time will come! - A Necessary Trade-off
If it means we can avoid discussing politics, fine. Let’s chat pumpkin spice before grilling season comes to a close—far better than delving into the “Trumpkin” debates! - Who Needs Fall?
We’ve got a whole bunch of preschool songs that could use updated lyrics for the seasons ahead! - Preach It
She was cut before her first tour, what a shame! She was so relatable. - A Unique Farewell
Just sprinkle pumpkin spice on my casket, please. - The First Step
To some, those PSLs taste like hot, sweet vomit. I may or may not fall into that category. Just trying to stay neutral in the pumpkin spice wars. - Serious Warning
You’ve been forewarned. Happy Fall!
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In summary, the pumpkin spice phenomenon has taken over our lives in the most amusing ways, as shared by the witty parents of Twitter. Whether you adore it or despise it, there’s humor to be found in every latte, candle, and snack that carries this seasonal flavor.