In a bizarre turn of events, a video has surfaced featuring a clown brandishing a knife as it chases joggers in Newark, Ohio. This unsettling incident comes amid a wave of clown sightings across the country, leaving many to wonder if these jesters have taken their antics too far.
On Saturday, two friends, Jake Thompson and Liam Carter, decided to go for a run when they encountered the infamous clown on a suspension bridge. They were discussing recent clown sightings when, suddenly, the figure appeared, knife in hand, prompting an immediate sprint of sheer terror. As the footage shows, the clown isn’t just there to creep you out with a smile; he’s running at a pace that would make any seasoned athlete nervous.
While some may speculate about the authenticity of the video, the fear it evokes is unmistakable. Just as we would assess the speed of zombies in a fictional apocalypse — are they slow-moving like those from classic horror films or sprinting like in modern thrillers? — encountering a clown on the loose with a knife is a whole new level of panic. It’s one thing to deal with clowns lurking in the shadows, but another entirely when they come charging at you, knife in tow.
This video could potentially be fake, but let’s face it: it’s still chilling. Clowns are already a source of anxiety for many, and this one seems to be taking his scare tactics to a new extreme. So, clowns of the world, we appreciate your dedication to the art of fright, but maybe it’s best to leave the woods and parks alone during early morning jogs. A friendly wave and a smile would suffice for most of us—no need for weapons!
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In summary, while we can laugh about the absurdity of clowns chasing joggers, it’s essential to keep a sense of humor when facing the unexpected. Just remember: a little kindness goes a long way, even when it comes to terrifying clowns.