It’s that time of year again, fellow parents! Get ready for candy, costumes, trick-or-treating, and perhaps a few creepy clowns lurking about. Indeed, Halloween is just around the corner, and this year, a little distraction is definitely welcome. With all the unsettling clowns, the chaos of the current election, and the general craziness that 2016 has thrown our way, we could all use a good laugh. Whether your idea of fun involves scouring Pinterest for intricate costumes that will leave your mom friends rolling their eyes, or devouring all the candy you purchased for trick-or-treaters by October 27th, each of us has our own unique way of celebrating. No matter your preference, the witty parents on Twitter have shared some side-splitting tweets about Halloween that are sure to resonate.
1. Yikes!
Forget about creepy clowns; this is the scariest sight to behold when you open your door: unwanted candles! No thanks, please!
2. When you think about it…
Great. Now the one thing that makes this holiday special isn’t even real. Guess I’ll have to pack a sippy cup full of vodka for trick-or-treating to dull the pain.
3. A tough choice.
If he’s had a vasectomy, we all know which option would terrify him the most.
4. Skeptical look
Oh, your mom actually handcrafted your costume? My kids are sporting Amazon specials that cost $29.99 each and are already showing signs of wear just from trying them on. Gluten for you, and you, and you.
5. A sweet perk.
Kids are like little candy gatherers, and Halloween is when they really shine. Send them out to collect their haul, and if they complain, kindly remind them of your c-section scar or that third-degree tearing they caused. This is literally the least they can do!
6. No frills.
On the bright side, this saves you money and a trip to the Party City nightmare.
7. Ugh, forever.
It’s like having a never-ending soundtrack of haunted house sounds that doesn’t stop, no matter the date.
8. Oh wow…
In retrospect, there were much easier (and cheaper) ways to score endless candy. Hindsight is 20/20.
9. Why, though?
This genuinely upsets me. If we can’t indulge in candy during Halloween, when can we? Keep the boxed wine, Trader Joe’s; no one wants this!
10. Mixed signals galore.
Everything’s fair game for one night, but let’s hammer home that last part!
11. Yuck!
Look away, kids. I said look away!
12. Endless possibilities!
Moms, you can be anything! Happy Halloween!
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In summary, Halloween is a time for laughs, creativity, and a bit of chaos, as parents navigate the fun (and frustrations) of the holiday. With witty takes from parents online, it’s clear that every family’s celebration has its own unique flavor, reminding us that amidst the spooky antics, laughter is always the best treat!