Remember those childhood dreams of becoming something extraordinary—like an astronaut or a famous lawyer? Fast forward to adulthood, and those aspirations often morph into more practical goals, like landing a promotion or simply getting out the door on time. Well, set those mundane ambitions aside and let me introduce you to your new idol: 90-year-old Marge Thompson. This spirited, hilarious, and unapologetically fun-loving grandma embodies #lifegoals in every sense.
An avid Chicago Cubs supporter, Marge has held the same front-row season ticket at Wrigley Field since 1984. As the Cubs made their way through the playoffs, she emerged as a local sensation in Chicago—not just because she’s one of the few who remembers the last World Series appearance in 1945, but because her personality shines like a beacon of joy.
When asked about her plans to celebrate the Cubs’ NLCS victory, Marge quipped, “Probably with some Jägermeister.” Can you believe it? A 90-year-old woman ready to toast with Jägermeister. Talk about being a badass! Note to self: stock up on Jäger.
And if Marge’s Jäger-fueled celebration wasn’t enough to impress you, just wait until you see her in action. In a recent interview, she confirmed her status as The Coolest Woman in the World—she’s not just witty but can down shots of Jägermeister like a pro, making her the ultimate new best friend for anyone who appreciates a good time.
Inspired by her party spirit, local anchor Tim Reynolds invited her out for some shots. Marge dove right into the fun, calling cell phones “stupid” and advising those recording events to “put that damn thing away.” Throughout the interview, Marge managed to take down a staggering six shots of Jäger. Watching her is a nostalgic reminder of those wild nights from my twenties (okay, and even my thirties—don’t judge). When asked about her party preferences, she cheekily said, “I like to get the feeling going.” Preach, Marge; we’re all on the same page!
With a carefree attitude, Marge has little time for worries, except when it comes to the Chicago Cubs and enjoying life. She loves bowling, listening to classic tunes, and has a soft spot for baseball player Mark Grace—because, as she says, she “likes to look at his ass.” Oh, Marge, you sassy lady!
Affectionately dubbed the “Terminator” by her younger drinking companion, who struggled with every shot, Marge shows us that age is just a number when it comes to having fun and creating memories. She truly exemplifies the spirit of living life to the fullest.
In conclusion, Marge Thompson is not just a Cubs fan; she’s a celebration of life, laughter, and a little bit of Jägermeister. If you’re looking for inspiration to embrace joy at any age, look no further than this remarkable woman.
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