A couple of years back, my partner made a rather bold pact with our kids: every time one of us uttered a curse word, we had to toss a quarter into the “Swear Jar.” Once it filled up, the money would be theirs. First off, seriously? And second, are you kidding me?
I ended up putting $10 into the jar upfront, thinking I’d spare us all some summer chaos. The kids were baffled by the amount, imagining that all cash equals a million bucks, so they were thrilled. My partner, however, was much more committed to the cause and nearly drained our savings by the time autumn rolled around.
After the kids cashed in, we reconsidered our initial decision. We decided to go back to expressing ourselves freely. Here are five reasons why I embrace a little swearing around my kids:
1. I’m an Adult
Being an adult isn’t nearly as glamorous as I envisioned when I was 11, but I do appreciate the freedom to express myself without worrying about being grounded. I can say what I want, when I want—what a perk!
2. They’re Still Kids
Sure, I aim to set a good example, which is why I still wear pants on school drop-off days (even if it feels unnecessary). But they aren’t adults yet, and until they are, it’s “do as I say, not as I do.” They’re not allowed to swear, drive, use the toaster, or drink watermelon martinis just yet! I enjoy giving them things to look forward to in life.
3. Kid Language is Confusing
With children, conversations often turn into baby talk and euphemisms that leave me scratching my head. From making a “tinkle” to “going night-night,” it’s hard to keep track of the code words. A well-placed curse word can cut through the nonsense. When my son made his sister cry, I told him directly: “Quit acting like a little brat.” His big eyes told me he understood—I meant business.
4. Parenting is Full of “WTF” Moments
Between digging out Lego pieces from my heel, finding socks in the toilet (seriously, “But Mom! It looked like a paper towel!”), and navigating late-night cupcake baking chaos, I often need everyone to just chill out. Sometimes, I just need to say, “Shut the heck up!” to regain my focus.
5. I’ve Already Sacrificed So Much
As a mom, I’ve given up sleep, sanity, my favorite music, career opportunities, and even my fashion sense, so why should I also sacrifice my way of expressing myself? Oh, heck no! If you’ve managed to keep your cool through the ups and downs of motherhood, then congrats! Just a heads up: Your little one might want to wear earmuffs when visiting my house because they might hear some “big girl words.”
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Summary:
I embrace swearing in front of my kids for a variety of reasons, including the freedom that comes with adulthood, the understanding that they’re still children, the confusion of kid-speak, the chaotic nature of parenting, and the many personal sacrifices I’ve made. Motherhood is challenging, and sometimes a little expressive language helps me cope.