As the holiday season approaches, I often find myself fielding the inevitable questions from my children about what I’d like for gifts. But let’s be real, this is a tricky inquiry! A more composed mom might respond with something like, “Oh, I don’t need anything at all,” or “You all are the best gift I could ever ask for!”
However, I’m not that mom. I have a list of wants that may or may not include a chic cashmere shawl I spotted in a fancy catalog—definitely something my kids couldn’t afford even if they pooled their allowances for two years! They tend to think I’d be happier with yet another coupon book for “one kitchen cleaning” or a charming mug that says “World’s Best Mom.”
While I absolutely cherish the handmade treasures from my kids—like the adorable crafts and the macaroni jewelry that’s been around for what feels like forever—there are a few things on my wish list that only I can fulfill. So, let the self-gifting commence!
- Unlimited Peppermint Mochas
I know many eagerly anticipate the return of pumpkin spice lattes, but for me, it’s all about the peppermint mocha—topped with whipped cream, of course! This holiday, I’m treating myself to as many as I desire. Sipping on these seasonal delights is crucial when I’m on the hunt for the last elusive toy on the shelves. #NoHoldsBarred - Enjoying My Coffee While It’s Still Warm
Dreaming of sipping my morning coffee without interruption is a goal of mine. But with three kids around, I often find my cup going cold as I tend to their “emergent” needs. This year, I’m declaring a coffee intervention—kids, fend for yourselves while I savor my steamy brew! - Chair Massage
I frequently spot those chair massage therapists outside stores, and while my ideal relaxation day involves a luxurious spa experience, I’ll gladly take a quick neck rub from a friendly stranger. Just 10 minutes in that funky chair can work wonders on my tension! - Fresh Underwear
Who doesn’t need new underwear? Unfortunately, this isn’t something my kids think to pick up. While I appreciate their creativity, I plan to make a solo trip to the intimates department for some stylish options—because yes, I do deserve cute underwear! - New Fragrance
Trusting my kids to choose a new perfume could result in some truly hilarious outcomes—think candy-scented chaos! Instead, I’ll take the reins and find a scent that resonates with me. Jo Malone, here I come! - Control of the Car Radio
This December, I’m declaring it “Mom’s Music Month.” For 31 days, I will be the DJ of our car rides. Whether it’s holiday classics or my favorite ‘80s rock, I’m tuning in to what makes me happy. Don’t like the playlist? Well, it’s my choice! - Netflix Binge-Watching
Have you all watched The Crown or the Gilmore Girls revival? I haven’t either, but that’s about to change. I’m planning to hunker down in my bedroom for cozy nights of binge-watching, with the door firmly closed and earbuds in. If anyone asks, I’m busy wrapping gifts—loads of them! - Takeout Nights
Less time in the kitchen means more time for Netflix, so yes, pizza will be on the menu yet again. The kids love it, and I can consider it a pre-holiday treat for everyone involved.
By the time I’m done treating myself, my wish list will be practically empty. And who knows? Maybe my kids will surprise me with another coffee mug adorned with their sweet handprints.
For more insights into the journey of parenthood and home insemination, check out this excellent resource on infertility. If you’re interested in exploring at-home options, don’t forget to visit Make a Mom for their authority on the subject. Also, for additional guidance, you can explore our blog post on intracervical insemination for more information.
In summary, this holiday season is all about prioritizing self-care and indulging in the little things that bring me joy, from warm drinks to peaceful evenings.