Navigating parenthood can be overwhelming, and sometimes you might find yourself searching for a way to ease the daily pressures. Whether it’s through a glass of wine, a little herbal help, or perhaps even considering a trip to boarding school for the kids, most parents can relate.
While I haven’t sent my children away (yet), I’ve always been more of a social drinker. However, as my kids grow, I often wonder if it’s time to revisit the world of a certain magical dragon from my college days. With the growing acceptance and legalization of marijuana in many places, I find myself contemplating its potential as a parenting aid.
Every election cycle, more states are making strides in legalizing either medical or recreational marijuana. It’s becoming increasingly clear that the stigma surrounding this plant is fading, and I can easily envision a future where marijuana is viewed as a safe alternative to alcohol.
I enjoy a good drink, whether it’s a craft beer, a fine bourbon, or an occasional glass of wine. However, as I’ve transitioned into my 40s, the hangovers seem to hit harder and last longer. So, I’ve started to explore the idea of using cannabis as a coping mechanism for parenting.
Here are several reasons I believe smoking pot could be beneficial while raising kids:
- No hangover (and I could go on)
- Everything seems more enjoyable—especially cartoons! Yes, even Yo Gabba Gabba! becomes a masterpiece.
- You might find yourself more tolerant of your children’s endless questions, or at least able to laugh at them.
- Play-Doh becomes an absolute delight—seriously, who knew it could be so much fun?
- A little relief from the daily stress can transform your interactions, leading to surprisingly calm dinner and bedtime routines.
- And, let’s not forget housework—doing chores while high can be an experience of its own (though I wouldn’t recommend grocery shopping in that state).
However, I’m also aware that I can be a bit of a worrywart. If I were to indulge while parenting, I might end up fretting about everything, including whether I’ve forgotten my child is still in time-out.
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In summary, while there are several potential benefits to considering cannabis as a parenting tool, it’s essential to approach it with caution and a sense of humor. After all, parenting is already a wild ride—why not add a little magic to the mix?