Do you think that crafting a gingerbread house with the family will create lasting memories? Think again!
Every holiday season, we find ourselves falling into the same trap. Perhaps it’s the enchanting music of Christmas carols or the sweetness of peppermint lattes that clouds our judgment, making us yearn for the perfect Hallmark moment with our loved ones. Yet, no matter how many times we attempt it, gingerbread house construction often ends in chaos.
Whether you choose a pre-made gingerbread kit or decide to channel your inner architect by building from scratch, prepare for a night filled with frustration. Nothing is more tedious than waiting for your sugary “cement” to set, and even if you manage to create a structure that stands, the thought of eating it after the kids have smothered it in sticky fingers isn’t exactly appetizing. Let’s not forget the candy that’s been lovingly licked before it’s even placed on the house!
For most of us, achieving a cookie house that actually stays upright is nothing short of a holiday miracle—one that exists only in commercials and on the packaging. If you don’t believe me, just take a look at some hilarious #gingerbreadhousefail moments on Instagram.
- This little one knew the house was doomed from the start.
- When disaster strikes, just blame it on dinosaurs!
- You imagined a heartwarming afternoon, but the kids lost interest after mere minutes, leaving a pile of crumbs in their wake.
- On the upside, at least they left the candy behind!
- “Oh no, he’s crying! Quick, grab the teddy bear!”
- And don’t even think about using the five-second rule.
- Looks about right for a gingerbread fail!
- But hey, it still tastes delicious.
- Prepare for toddler meltdown in 5…4…3…
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In summary, while the idea of building a gingerbread house may seem delightful, the reality often leads to chaos and disappointment. Maybe this year, it’s best to skip the gingerbread and choose a less stressful holiday activity.