A Letter from Mom to Santa
Hey Moms, if Santa were real, what would be on your wish list? Sure, you might dream of a tropical getaway or a never-ending supply of your favorite snacks, but let’s think bigger! Why settle for the ordinary when you could ask for the extraordinary—like your pre-baby body back?
The brilliant Meredith Johnson, known for her hilarious videos like The Mom Cold vs. The Dad Cold and Wedded Bliss, has some clever insights for you. Here are a few things we could all benefit from receiving from Santa.
For starters, I would love my pre-baby body back, if it’s not too much to ask.
Also, it would be great if my nipples could be aligned properly—maybe they could finally agree on a direction? Breastfeeding was definitely a challenge.
And how about enjoying a steaming cup of coffee while it’s still hot, without having to reheat it multiple times due to constant interruptions? Honestly, hot coffee? Now that’s a tall order!
“I was in the shower and noticed my nipples and thought, ‘Wow, it would be nice if they were both looking the same way,’” shares Johnson from her blog, That’s Hilarious. “As I reviewed my kids’ Christmas lists, it struck me that I should really jot down my own wishes for Santa.”
Isn’t it time we focused on our own needs too?
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In summary, this lighthearted video serves as a reminder that amidst the chaos of motherhood, it’s important to acknowledge our own desires and dreams. After all, we deserve a little magic from Santa too!