I wear many hats—mom, partner, friend—but if I’m being honest, I’m also a bit emotional, sometimes impatient, and infinitely empathetic. Coffee fuels my mornings, while yoga? Not my jam. And yes, I might sprinkle my conversations with a few choice words. Okay, let’s be real: I’m a no-nonsense mom who swears freely, and frankly, I don’t plan on changing anytime soon. After all, I’m an adult, and I’ll choose how to express myself.
There’s a whole bunch of us out there who are done with being told to “act like a lady” (seriously?) and just want to embrace our true selves. I’ve never comprehended why some folks get so worked up over swearing. If it’s not malicious or aimed at someone, who really gets hurt by a well-timed “damn” or “what the heck”?
But let’s face it, while swearing can be a relief and a good laugh, not everyone shares our enthusiasm. There are unspoken rules about swearing, especially in the realm of parenting, which can complicate things a bit. But hey, we colorful moms have our own sisterhood, and we need to support each other. So, here’s the Colorful Mom’s Guide to Parenting:
Your kids will learn to spell before you know it.
Many parents have experienced the surprise of discovering their child has mastered spelling without them noticing. You’ll soon miss those blissful days when you could let loose with a few colorful words without your little ones catching on. Like tiny spies, kids are always attentive. They hear everything and, of course, they repeat it. Prepare yourself for an unexpected exclamation at the most inopportune moments. Just laugh it off—even the overly strict moms struggle to keep a straight face when a toddler drops an F-bomb in a packed store.
Teach your kids the ins and outs of swearing.
Speaking of kids repeating everything, it’s important to guide them on when and how to use colorful language. Some parents implement a strict “no swearing” policy, but I prefer the “don’t be rude” and “know when to hold back” approach. If my child wants to express frustration over a broken Lego tower, so be it. But they know that if I get a call from school about swearing, they’ll face consequences. And for heaven’s sake, if you’re going to swear, make sure it’s appropriate—nothing is worse than an awkwardly placed curse word, and turning every situation into a punchline isn’t cool.
Watch your language at parent-teacher conferences.
Unless, of course, you’re aiming to be “that mom,” which isn’t always a bad label to wear.
Don’t let the pearl-clutchers dim your sparkle.
Not everyone finds joy in tossing around words like “fabulous” or “ridiculous” as we do. Some people’s ears literally hurt from hearing colorful expressions, and they’ll be quick to gasp in horror. Stay strong! The pearl-clutchers might try to bring you down with their shocked reactions. You have two choices: tone down your swearing to keep the peace or turn it up a notch and see if they can handle it.
Swearing can actually improve your mood.
Feeling like your brain is turning into mush after binge-watching toddler shows for days? Letting out a colorful exclamation can remind you that you’re a capable adult. When faced with a tantrum, cursing your way through it can be empowering. Having one of those days that’s a total disaster? Swear away! It’s a coping mechanism, and you deserve it.
Swearing is a mix of a hug, a punch to the pillow, and a pep talk all in one. So when you find yourself in a tough moment, reach out to a fellow colorful mom and vent. Because, let’s be real, swearing makes everything a little bit better. But you already knew that!
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In summary, embrace your authentic self, stand tall against societal norms, and remember that a little bit of colorful language can sometimes be just what you need to get through the day.