Meet the “Nope-igator,” a nature enthusiast and Florida resident!
Every now and then, a trending topic pops up that makes you think twice about clicking on it. Typically, you can spot these headlines from a mile away when they include the words “Florida,” “enormous,” and some type of reptile. So when a video featuring a colossal alligator in Florida surfaced on Facebook, our curiosity got the better of us. We simply can’t resist!
The video, shared by Jenna Lawson, has garnered over 10 million views since it was posted yesterday. Jenna captured this massive creature at the Circle B Bar Reserve in Lakeland, Florida, where she and a few other adventure-seekers gathered to watch the alligator—affectionately nicknamed “Humpback” for the distinctive bump on his back and his unrequited love for a gypsy—amble across a path just a few feet away.
Now, let’s imagine what this video might look like if I had filmed it. The end.
This alligator is estimated to measure about 12 feet long and weigh in at roughly 1,000 pounds. Many online have likened it to a dinosaur, as if that’s any less frightening than just “alligator.” But fear not, friends—“alligator” is terrifying enough for most of us. The comments about his leisurely stroll are quite amusing. One viewer remarked, “He looks like he’s used to visitors.” Well, if “used to” means “well-fed,” then sure! Just look at that beast! Does he ever seem like he needs to hurry? There’s no creature on Earth that would look at this alligator and think, “I can take him.” Even inanimate objects would likely advise against it, warning, “Trust me, attacking him will only make things worse!”
Humpback seems to have no worries or cares in the world.
For those of us living far from Florida, this video raises a question: why are people anywhere near a place where alligators can just stroll out of the bushes? A glance at the Circle B website offers insight into how Floridians approach the presence of these colossal, toothy reptiles. Here’s a sampling of the “recreational opportunities” available during your visit to Adventure Central:
- Bicycling (Children under 16 must wear a helmet and be able to pedal faster than 35 miles per hour for short bursts when necessary.)
- Birdwatching (You’ll learn all about the food chain!)
- Fishing (I think not.)
- Hiking (They suggest the 2.5-mile-long “Alligator Alley Trail,” which is unpaved for extra traction. No need to bring your own backpack; the trail is positively littered with them!)
- Picnicking (Because food being eaten by food is downright hilarious.)
Thanks, Florida, for reminding us that you’re a state quite unsuitable for human habitation! Please, Floridians, take a moment to reflect on this video. This is not normal. We can’t allow car-sized alligators to become a part of everyday life—not now, not ever.
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Summary:
This article discusses a viral video of a gigantic alligator in Florida, humorously dubbed the “Nope-igator.” Captured by Jenna Lawson, the alligator has sparked conversation about the unusual coexistence of humans and such formidable creatures in Florida, leading to a reflection on the state’s suitability for habitation.