By: Mia Thompson
Updated: Feb. 8, 2023
Originally Published: Jan. 25, 2023
Last Friday evening, I donned my favorite outfit and set out for an essential oils gathering at 7 PM. Usually, I’m in my pajamas, eagerly counting down the minutes until my kids are asleep, but that night, I craved some adult interaction alongside a glass of wine. I was ready to embrace the mom life with a twist.
I had heard great things about essential oils and their magical benefits, so I was eager to learn more, especially since it seemed like everyone else was already in the know. The highlight of the night was a wild orange oil drizzled over fresh pineapple, and I was pleasantly surprised by how delightful it was.
Upon arriving, I recognized a few familiar faces amidst a crowd that appeared rather conservative. Some were dressed in sweater sets and pearls, while others sported turtlenecks. The age range spanned from the mid-30s to mid-60s, creating a lovely mix of women.
As conversation and wine flowed, I found myself in the center of the couch, where I witnessed these ladies practically swooning over the wild orange and pineapple combo. In a playful moment, I suggested we organize a sex toy party next time, just to shake things up a bit.
I meant it as a joke, thinking it would lighten the mood and lead us back to discussing the calming effects of lavender and the benefits of peppermint. However, my comment seemed to ignite something unexpected, and I noticed several women exchanging excited glances and side-eyes.
One woman leaned over and whispered, “Are you serious about the sex toy party? I’ve always wanted to go to one!” Suddenly, my lighthearted remark had turned into an invitation, and I was bombarded with questions. “Do you try out the toys?” “What if I don’t like what I buy?” “I’ve been waiting for this my whole life!”
The energy in the room shifted dramatically, and it became clear that these women were beyond enthusiastic. I realized I had stumbled upon a hidden desire; while they appreciated essential oils, what they truly craved was the thrill of exploring their sexuality.
So, I promised to deliver on the party. I learned that at these gatherings, guests can browse in private and even order items like the infamous Vibrating Vinnie or a Mr. Wiggles. I figured if I was going to host this naughty adventure, I should also find out what these ladies were keen on purchasing.
To keep things light and fun, I planned to serve some cheeky snacks. Did you know you can find gummy candies shaped like, well, let’s say, phallic symbols? I couldn’t help but imagine how much fun it would be to have those as part of the spread, nestled among pink cupcakes. If I was going to throw a sex toy party, I wanted it to be fabulous!
Just as I was about to dive into planning, I received a text from a friend who was excited to connect me with a woman renowned for hosting the most unforgettable pleasure parties. The anticipation was building!
That night, while I learned that frankincense is a wonder for everything from skincare to colds, I also discovered a vital truth: Women appreciate essential oils, but deep down, they’re often yearning for a little more—like five minutes of bliss with a bullet.
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Summary:
A lighthearted reflection on a gathering that unexpectedly revealed women’s hidden desires for sexual exploration. Amidst the essential oils, it became clear that many women are craving more than just relaxation; they are seeking pleasure and connection.