A Nap Time Doormat (Because Who Doesn’t Love Peace and Quiet?)

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Updated: Feb. 8, 2017

Originally Published: Feb. 8, 2017

Let’s be honest: there’s nothing worse than having your little ones stirred from their peaceful slumber by a doorbell ring or a knock just to drop off an unattended package. And don’t even get me started on those well-meaning folks who come around to share their religious views; the last thing I need is to have my kids awakened because someone wants to chat about their spiritual journey.

The ultimate nap time blunder? When a young guy knocks on my door while I have a bright neon pink sign reading “Baby and Toddler Sleeping. Please Do Not Knock!” right in front of him, only to ask if I’m interested in upgrading “my husband’s sports package.” Let’s just say I was relieved he wore his fancy running shoes that day!

If you’re anything like me, you treasure the quiet moments of nap time and want to avoid any interruptions. That’s where this clever doormat comes in! While it probably won’t stop your mother-in-law from waltzing in unannounced (my sister knows she’s always welcome—especially when she brings Starbucks), it might just deter a few of those daytime nuisances.

And hey, if it doesn’t do the trick? At least it makes for a great conversation starter. Or something to giggle about!

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Summary:

In a humorous take on the challenges of nap time, this article highlights the need for peace and quiet during those precious moments when babies are asleep. From unwanted visitors to well-meaning interruptions, it encourages parents to find clever solutions to maintain tranquility, all while sharing relatable anecdotes.