I’m so glad we could chat for a bit while you’re away on that business trip. Sorry I missed your call earlier; I was a bit preoccupied with the delightful chaos of the kids. Just a typical sibling spat—nothing too serious this time, thankfully. No injuries to report, at least! Although, I did discover that they used up our entire stash of Band-Aids as makeshift stickers while I was in the shower.
Exploring the City
Wait, you’re done with all your meetings already? That’s fantastic! Planning to explore the city? Oh, how I wish I could join you. Honestly, I think I’ve barely stepped outside since you left, except for the school runs. Well, yesterday was an exception—I had to brave the torrential rain to get to the store after one of the kiddos decided to pour his own cereal while I was busy with the baby. Let’s just say the milk didn’t stay contained.
Hotel Room Views
I saw the pictures you sent of your hotel room! It looks absolutely luxurious, and those views are breathtaking! You should take a look outside our window; it’s not quite the same aesthetic. Our neighbor’s trash can tipped over last night, and wow, it’s amazing how much garbage can fit in one of those bins!
Cozy Hotel Bed
Is that giant hotel bed as cozy as it appears? It must feel a bit empty without me there! I always struggle to sleep when you’re gone, but I had some company last night—two kids and our dog decided to snuggle up with me. So much for having the bed to myself, right? I did get kicked in the face a couple of times, though!
Dinner Delights
Speaking of food, the dinner pictures looked scrumptious! I would have sent you a snapshot of mine, but I’m sure reheated pork roast wouldn’t impress you. The kids weren’t fans either, so tonight we’re having ramen noodles. But hey, at least we both had wine with dinner! Yours was probably a bit fancier than the boxed stuff I had.
Was that lobster and filet mignon on your plate? I couldn’t quite tell with all the candlelight reflecting off that fancy silverware. Speaking of fancy, I hope you were serious about getting a new TV because ours now has a crack—thanks to the kids knocking over my glasses during one of their wrestling matches.
Traveling with Kids
Were you able to pack your nice clothes without them turning into a wrinkled mess? At least I don’t have to worry about mine since the baby seems to have caught a stomach bug. I had no idea so much could come from one tiny person! Thankfully, I don’t have any plans to go out—unless we run out of milk again.
Latest Updates
Oh, you want to hear the latest here? Well, I did manage to catch up on the laundry! Well, sort of—it’s clean, at least. Folding is another story. Just as I was about to tackle it, one of the kids came in, crying because he got his bubble gum stuck in his hair. Fun times!
And guess what? I caught the toddler trying to stick a screw in his ear! Good thing I was passing by to throw away some soggy paper towels. The dog also got into a bag of pork rinds, which are now half-digested and ruining the carpet. No idea how that happened, but one of the kids must have fed them to her while I was busy cleaning up the mess from the peppercorn explosion in the kitchen.
Exciting Afternoon
Sightseeing sounds great! I hope you have a wonderful time. My afternoon is shaping up to be quite exciting, too—there’s a new episode of Paw Patrol! Though it’s a bit hard to watch through a cracked screen, it’ll at least give me a moment of peace to sort through the kids’ homework folders before bath time.
Missing You
Guilt trip? Me? Just a smidge! But hey, it’s not like I’m off on any grand adventures—unless you count the trips to the store for milk in the rain. I can’t wait to see you when you’re back. I know you’re eager to return to the comforts of home. Love you lots!
Useful Resources
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Summary
The playful message to a husband on a business trip highlights the chaos of parenting at home, including sibling squabbles, a sick child, and the humorous mishaps that come with it. While he enjoys luxury, she navigates the delightful challenges of motherhood, sharing both laughter and love.