Easter is just around the corner! Seriously, it’s approaching fast. Sure, we’ve just wrapped up Valentine’s Day, and many of us are still recovering from the chaos of card shopping and snacking on our kids’ chocolate treats. But March brings us only St. Patrick’s Day and National Submarine Day—both on the 17th—so you can tackle those in one fell swoop.
Easter is a holiday that loves to market itself, and that means the arrival of Peeps. This year, those fluffy little marshmallow chicks have teamed up with Oreos to create something truly unique—Peeps Oreos. According to FoodieNews.com, these cookies consist of two golden wafers filled with a vibrant pink Peeps-flavored crème and coated in sugar. “I’m thrilled they’re covered in sugar,” said the hopeful sweet-toothed fans who probably need to reconsider their life choices.
Let’s be honest, though: Peeps aren’t exactly gourmet. They’re a mix of colored sugar and marshmallow, but many of us know that they serve a different purpose—microwave jousting with toothpicks, anyone? That’s right; Peeps are not meant for consumption; they’re meant for fun and games.
Yet, some folks continue to find inventive ways to sneak Peeps into our diets, which has brought us to this odd Oreo collaboration. Honestly, smashing a Peep into an Oreo is akin to crushing a baby chick in a junkyard car compactor. “Where’s that cute chick, Mom?” “Oh, that flat pink part? That’s it. And that’s why we keep Peeps far away from our Oreos.”
While we’re at it, Pinterest is full of other questionable Peeps concoctions. Here are a few of our favorites:
- Peeps Popcorn: There’s a catchy little ditty I sing about it: “Melt those Peeps down in a pan, mix with popcorn and try to enjoy the plan.” Still working on the melody.
- Peep-tinis: When your sugary martini just isn’t sweet enough, toss in a Peep.
- Peeps on a Stick: One image looks like a struggle to eat, while another looks surprisingly appetizing.
- Swimming Peeps: Bright yellow Peeps floating in blue Jello, because reality is just too mundane nowadays.
- Peep Pie: More like a sugar overload than a pie.
- Peeps in a Hot Tub: Now that’s a Peep idea we can get behind. Not edible, but definitely entertaining.
Let’s stop pretending that Peeps are a legitimate food, okay, Oreo? They’re meant for jousting and fun, not for desserts. And as for Oreos, we’d prefer just one classic flavor, please. Let’s put an end to this madness.
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Summary
Peeps Oreos have made their debut, combining the controversial marshmallow treats with the beloved cookie. While many question the necessity of this hybrid, it’s clear that Peeps are better suited for fun activities rather than actual eating. Let’s embrace the silliness of Peeps and leave the serious snacking to more traditional cookies.