Hippity hoppity greetings and a joyful Easter to all the parents out there! But let’s be real: this holiday often turns our kids into little bundles of energy, ready to throw tantrums at any moment. Yet, just like every other holiday, we push through the chaos.
We brave the daunting egg hunts, stuff baskets with candy, and then wonder why our little ones are bouncing off the walls. We even take them for snapshots with some bizarre figure in a bunny costume, which will surely haunt our dreams until summer. And don’t forget the never-ending cleanup of Easter grass—it seems to multiply and linger until the first snowfall. Despite the madness, the witty parents on Twitter have a way of capturing the humor in it all.
- It’s a miracle!
Convenient timing, isn’t it? Imagine if his only toys were plastic eggs… - BRB, hiding in the closet forever.
Even the “friendly” bunny gives me the creeps; I can’t even fathom the “scary” one! - Genius.
Spending $50 on an all-day babysitter? This is the best idea ever. - It never dies.
We seriously need to collect all the Easter grass and burn it. But honestly, we’d still find it in every corner of the house until the holidays roll around again. - Surely.
Every holiday is a prime opportunity to spark a petty argument with your spouse. Don’t let this chance slip away! - We play to win.
Am I the only one who dresses their kids in helmets and pads before the hunt? Second place is just the first loser! - What luck.
Is your chocolate fix worth dimming the sparkle in your child’s eyes? Yes, yes it is. - Nah.
Moms don’t really get holidays. Except for Mother’s Day, and we all know how that turns out. - Lol.
This is one of the few perks of parenting: free candy from the kids. Let us enjoy this small win. - Funny how that works.
How about placing his shoes among some plastic eggs in the yard? Just a thought. - Keep looking.
As long as we can munch on chocolate, everything is just fine. - Shudder.
Who actually thought a giant bunny hiding eggs was a good concept? They must have been off their rocker. - *facepalm*
To be fair, it would take less energy just to put the eggs in a basket. Gathering is way too much effort. - Savage.
Happy Easter, fellow parents!
This article originally appeared on April 13, 2017.
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In summary, Easter may be a time of chaos and candy, but it’s also filled with laughter and quirky moments that make parenting all the more entertaining.