I once prided myself on having a pretty resilient stomach. Blood? No problem. While I wasn’t thrilled by vomit, it didn’t send me running for the nearest bathroom. I could handle losing a toenail and could even discuss the topic of poop with my partner without turning green. Cleaning up after our dog? I managed that, too.
But then, everything changed with the arrival of children. Suddenly, my stomach had to evolve to an entirely new level of resilience. While those without kids might have a vague idea that parenting involves some gross moments, they can’t truly grasp the sheer bodily horror of living with a tiny human. You find yourself doing things that would have horrified your pre-mom self.
You’ll Clean Up Poop from All Sorts of Places.
Sure, non-moms know that diaper changes involve dealing with human waste, but they don’t realize the extent to which it gets everywhere. Imagine needing to delicately navigate the crevices of a tiny body to remove poop. It often takes multiple wipes, and yes, it’s as gross as it sounds. But you’ll do it because, as a mother, it’s simply part of the job. The fine print wasn’t exactly clear, was it?
You’ll Get Poop on Your Hands.
Then there are those delightful moments when a diaper fails, and you find yourself wrestling a baby covered in poop from head to toe. You’ll be frantically trying to remove their clothes—often the ones you reserved for special occasions—while wiping and wiping, only to have some of it smear onto your hands. You’ll find yourself annoyed at the outfit but carry on, because this is your new normal.
You’ll Discover the Best Cleaners for Human Feces.
It’s not just about the occasional diaper mishap. You’ll encounter everything from training potty disasters to little ones stepping in their mess and tracking it through the house. You’ll learn which cleaners work wonders, or how to mask that lingering smell of urine if you have boys. Trust me, you’ll become an expert in household cleanliness, because the alternative is just too unpleasant.
Yes, You’ll Catch Vomit in Your Hands.
There’s an unspoken rule among mothers: when your child is about to vomit, you instinctively hold out your hands to catch it. It’s easier to clean your hands than to deal with the aftermath on sheets, furniture, or in public places. You’ll find yourself holding warm, gooey vomit without a second thought—because, quite frankly, you have no choice.
You’ll Suck Snot Out of Their Noses.
Enter the NoseFrida. It’s a device that sounds utterly gross but is essential when your baby catches a cold. You’ll be sucking mucus out of their nose like a pro, all while your previous self would have cringed at the thought. You’ll bark orders at your spouse to help hold the baby still while you tackle the snot situation.
You’ll Deal with Earwax.
I’m not talking about a little buildup; I mean the sticky, gross stuff that can come from your kids’ ears. Armed with Q-tips, you’ll regularly dig out the remnants left behind by your partner’s genetics. Your pre-mom self would have fainted at the thought, but now it’s just another day in your life.
Prepare for Blood.
When your child has a serious fall, you’ll not only get blood on your hands—you’ll end up with it smeared all over your shirt and face. The panic of rushing them to the ER for stitches will make you forget all about your previous aversion to blood. This is real life, and you learn to handle it like a champ.
Snot Will Become an Everyday Occurrence.
That sticky substance on your kid’s face? You’ll wipe it off with your bare hand if you have to. You may even find yourself questioning your morals, but you’ll do it because it’s just part of being a mom. The disgust level of your non-mom self is a distant memory.
The Messy Reality of Motherhood
Motherhood is a wild ride, filled with messes that would have turned your stomach before. You thought you had a strong stomach? Kids will test and strengthen it in ways you never imagined. Motherhood is a beautiful, chaotic, and utterly disgusting adventure, and somehow, you won’t mind one bit.
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Summary:
Motherhood transforms your perception of grossness as you navigate the challenges of dealing with bodily fluids, messes, and unexpected accidents. What once seemed disgusting becomes part of your daily life, and you gain a newfound resilience in the process.