Funny Moms Share Their Honest Take on Bathing Suits

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With swimsuit season upon us, two witty moms have captured the essence of our struggles in a hilarious video. In this comedic offering, they highlight the myriad challenges of finding a flattering bathing suit, and it feels like they are right there in the dressing room with us.

Meet Mia Thompson and Sarah Jenkins, the dynamic duo behind the popular Facebook page, MomLifeUnfiltered. Their videos brim with insights about motherhood and the female experience, and their latest skit perfectly addresses the ridiculousness often associated with women’s swimwear.

The pair kicks things off by showcasing “the attire men get to wear at the beach,” donning comfortable board shorts and loose t-shirts. They humorously point out how practical men’s beachwear is, emphasizing how it allows for easy movement. “You can bend down, and nothing is popping out,” Mia laughs. “Everything stays in place.” Imagine heading to the beach without the fear of unintentionally flashing a passing kid while simply reaching for a juice box!

“I don’t feel confident in a swimsuit at all,” Sarah admits, “but I’m not letting that stop me from enjoying the sun.” She lightheartedly mentions that a few cocktails can help ease those insecurities, but she still grapples with her post-baby body. “I’m twelve pounds heavier than before my daughter was born, and she’s four now. Let’s just call it what it is—weight.”

The moms then present a “fashion show” of swimsuits that most mothers would side-eye, as their only purpose seems to be lounging on a towel the entire day. Hilarity ensues as Mia tries on a black one-piece with a bizarre cut-out design. “What’s with these weird openings? Isn’t the goal to keep everything tucked in? It looks like someone’s trying to balance something on a tennis racket!” she quips.

Sarah follows up with her own ruffled monokini, poking fun at how it seems designed to exaggerate love handles and leave her feeling less than confident. “I wonder if there’s a way to make your butt look even bigger and make your bust feel inadequate,” she jokes. The outfits continue to baffle as Mia regrets her choice once more: “I could tell from the hanger it was a mistake. It had schematics for putting it on!”

After showcasing a few more ludicrous designs, Mia summarizes: “Want to know what’s truly attractive? Joy! That’s what counts.” And she’s spot on—our kids and partners care far more about our happiness than our swimsuit silhouettes.

The video wraps up with the women sporting their practical beach attire, featuring sensible swimsuits and cover-ups. “This is the reality of my beach look,” Mia says. “And my kids think I’m fabulous. Because I am fabulous at the beach.” She emphasizes the importance of modeling self-acceptance for her daughter, stating, “I want her to love herself, and she’ll do that by watching me love myself.”

Her parting thought? “I’d love a revenge body, but I’ll settle for a ‘whatever’ attitude.” And we couldn’t agree more!

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In summary, this entertaining video by Mia and Sarah humorously sheds light on the absurdity of women’s swimwear, highlighting the importance of joy and self-acceptance over societal expectations.