Goth Lattes: The Perfect Remedy for All That Unicorn Nonsense

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If the sight of pastel-colored, frothy drinks at your local coffee shop makes you cringe, we have some thrilling news. Enter the goth latte—dark, brooding, and perfect for your soul. Forget the unicorn lattes; it’s time for something that resonates with your inner cynic.

The latest trend in the coffee scene is the charcoal latte, a concoction as deep as your sense of humor. This beverage gets its striking black color from activated charcoal, a substance you might be more familiar with for its skincare benefits. Remember those cringe-worthy after-school specials where someone had to drink charcoal after a wild night? Whatever happened to those?

While these goth lattes come with hashtags like #superfoodlatte and #vegan, they might even rival unicorn lattes in terms of annoyance. But who cares? The combination of dark nails and a black latte is incredibly redeeming.

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In summary, goth lattes provide a refreshing alternative to the overly sweet and colorful drinks dominating the market. They are a bold statement for those who prefer their coffee with a side of darkness.