As Memorial Day weekend kicks off, it unofficially signals the arrival of summer. While opinions on summer vacation may vary, there’s one thing that stands in the way of three blissful months free from schedules, homework, and endless drop-offs: those utterly pointless, end-of-year half-days.
Megan Carter, a fellow mom and writer, recently went viral with a video on Facebook that brilliantly encapsulates our shared frustrations about these half-days. Sure, schools might have reasons for scheduling them—think final exams, grading, or cleaning classrooms—but let’s be honest: nothing remotely productive happens during these short school days.
In her viral clip, Megan points out, “I ‘half’ to get up at 6:30, rouse the kids from their slumber, send them off to school for just three hours, where they’ll be fueled by sugar, high fructose corn syrup, and a plethora of treats, then I ‘half’ to pick them up before their sugar rush even subsides.” The video has racked up nearly four million views and over 40,000 shares, and it’s easy to see why.
Once exams are completed and grades are in, kids aren’t really learning; they’re just bouncing off the walls, munching on junk food, and watching movies – hardly the educational experience we envision. Getting everyone ready and out the door for a few hours of chaotic fun feels downright ridiculous.
“Let the teachers go home!” she implores. “They’re ready to wrap things up. They can say goodbye to your kids the day before. No one wants to return for another half day of crafts and handprints; they’re eager to send those kids off on the bus!”
In a delightful twist, the day after her rant, Megan shared a photo from one of her son’s teachers that humorously echoed her sentiments. Touché, teachers everywhere! It’s a reminder that summer is just around the corner, and we’re all in this together.
If you’re looking for more insightful discussions, check out this post on our other blog about the intricacies of home insemination. Additionally, for those considering the journey of parenthood, you can find excellent resources on pregnancy and home insemination here. And if you’re exploring options for self insemination, make sure to visit this authority on the topic.
In summary, Megan’s passionate rant resonates with countless parents who are fed up with unnecessary school days that serve little purpose. The anticipation for summer is palpable, and her message strikes a chord, reminding us all that the end of the school year doesn’t need to be filled with pointless hours.
