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Date Night Aspirations: Intoxicated Shopping at Target
Updated: July 2, 2020
Originally Published: July 26, 2017
In the realm of parental date nights, expectations can often be lofty. One might envision an elaborate evening that commences with sophisticated cocktails and culminates in a luxurious hotel stay. However, the realistic aspirations of many parents often boil down to two essential elements: libations and a visit to Target.
Consider the case of Mark and Julia Thompson, a married couple with two young daughters, both of whom are educators. As summer graced their busy schedules, the Thompsons seized the opportunity for a well-deserved night out, complete with a sitter—a rare find in the parenting world. Faced with decisions on whether to indulge in an extravagant club night, dance until dawn, or savor exquisite wines at a chic bar, Julia had her mind set on something far simpler.
First on the Agenda: Drinks
Mark, the witty creator of the popular Facebook page FunParentLife, shared with Scary Mommy their desire to utilize a gift card for a local establishment known as Green Hill Grill. “They serve a drink called ‘Tropical Delight’ that comes in a charming little bottle,” he explained.
This small but delightful detail adds a certain charm to the experience. Why are miniature bottles of drinks so enjoyable? The answer eludes us, but perhaps it is simply a matter of perception.
“Julia ordered two, and then she couldn’t stop discussing back-to-school shopping at Target, which I was reluctant to entertain given that it was still July,” Mark lamented.
Who wishes to contemplate the impending school year when summer is still in full swing? Apparently, a slightly tipsy Julia does.
Being the supportive partner, Mark acquiesced to his wife’s spirited desires. “We found ourselves at Target, browsing and snapping photos, reminiscent of carefree teenagers.”
However, one must note that their antics were not entirely teenage-like. Moms, raise your hands if you’ve ever considered hiding in a Target shelf during a taxing shopping trip with your spirited toddlers!
In an unexpected twist, Mark shared images from their adventurous outing on Twitter, which quickly gained popularity, as this scenario encapsulates the ultimate fantasy for many mothers.
The Twitter community celebrated the couple’s unconventional date night, with many declaring them “goals.” We wholeheartedly concur.
Ultimately, Julia emerged from the store beaming, arms brimming with new treasures. Mark, though slightly bewildered, recognized the age-old adage: a happy wife equals a happy life.
The Takeaway
The takeaway from this anecdote? When planning special date nights, simplicity is key for husbands. We don’t require extravagance—just the freedom to roam through Target, buoyed by the warmth of a good cocktail. And please, refrain from grimacing when we impulsively buy yet another decorative pillow.
Because trust us, it’s needed. You may not yet understand how much.
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In summary, Mark and Julia’s date night serves as a reminder that joy can be found in the simplest of outings, especially when fueled by good company and a bit of liquid courage.