If you’ve ever dealt with an overly persistent man, meet your new favorite person: Jamie Parker from Amarillo, Texas. As a single woman navigating the online dating scene, Jamie discovered a brilliant way to handle a guy who just couldn’t take “no” for an answer.
Here’s the short version: she bought a massive inflatable bounce house.
The Longer Story
Jamie told Home Insemination Kit that she first met this guy at a camp years ago and quickly picked up on some seriously unsettling “stalker” vibes. “I didn’t know much about him because I wasn’t interested at all,” she explained. “He would constantly text and call, asking if he could come over or take me out. It became super annoying.”
As if that wasn’t enough, his desperation only escalated after she turned him down. In a last-ditch effort to win her over, he sent her a text with photos of his credit card—both front and back! He added the not-so-subtle message, “Just in case you ever need anything. Anything at all… Anything your heart desires.”
Jamie, being the absolute legend that she is, decided to take him up on that offer. She splurged on exactly what her heart wanted: a gigantic, pink bounce house. Then, she took to Twitter to share her victory, complete with screenshots of their conversation, inviting the entire internet to join her in a celebration of defying a man who clearly didn’t understand the meaning of “no.”
The screenshots showed the guy’s confusion after receiving confirmation of the purchase, asking, “Babe, what is this?” to which Jamie replied, “You said anything, right?”
And he did. Jamie noted that at first, she thought, “Wow, that was dumb,” and initially had no intention of using the card, recognizing it as a cheap ploy to win her affection. However, the idea to buy a bounce castle struck her out of the blue, and she thought, “Why not?”
The Guy’s Reaction
As for the guy’s reaction? “He was pretty annoyed but soon realized he had set himself up for this,” she said, adding that she wasn’t sure if he canceled the order. “He hasn’t said anything since, and I didn’t want to check in on him.”
So, Jamie, if you’re having a party, just let us know if you need snacks or drinks!
Additional Resources
And if you’re looking for more insights on home insemination, check out this excellent resource from the CDC. For those exploring at-home options, you can also find valuable information in this guide about artificial insemination kits.
Conclusion
In summary, when faced with unwanted advances, Jamie took a stand and turned a dubious situation into a hilarious triumph, reminding everyone that sometimes, a bouncy castle is the best way to assert your independence.