If you’re a fan of both infants and high fashion, today’s your lucky day! The ever-so-enigmatic lifestyle brand, GOOP, in collaboration with renowned French designer Christian Louboutin, has introduced a line of $250 shoes for your little ones. Yes, you read that correctly—$250 for footwear that your baby will likely outgrow in a blink.
Known for his iconic red-soled heels, Louboutin is now turning his creative talents toward pint-sized fashion. The limited-edition Mary Jane-style “Loubibabys” are the designer’s first foray into children’s footwear, as reported by Glamour. These chic shoes come in three delightful colors: gold, blue, and pink. After all, who wouldn’t want their baby to look stylish from head to toe? At $250 a pair, these mini masterpieces could be seen as a bargain compared to Louboutin’s adult shoes, which often range from $600 to $1500.
Naturally, GOOP is the perfect platform for these luxury baby shoes. Known for its extravagant gift guides featuring everything from jade eggs to $3000 bicycles, it’s clear that for GOOP, these shoes are a steal. Mark your calendars: these trendy kicks will be available starting November 16. Don’t forget to budget for expedited shipping to ensure they arrive in time for the Thanksgiving festivities—what’s another $15-20, anyway?
And while you’re at it, why not grab some of GOOP’s Chill Child Calming Mist? This “rosewater and Reiki crystal-infused aromatherapy mist” promises to work wonders on your little ones when they’re having their not-so-charming moments. Just be sure to avoid their eyes, or you might just turn that calming magic into chaos.
Now, if you’re scratching your head about how to part with $250 for shoes that won’t fit in a month, we totally get it. Imagine what else you could buy with that money: two weeks’ worth of groceries for a family of four, countless trips to your favorite coffee shop, or even a peaceful weekend retreat to escape the delightful chaos of parenthood.
Don’t have a baby girl yet to fill these stylish slippers? Fear not! GOOP also offers their “Sex Dust,” designed to “ignite and excite sexy energy in and out of the bedroom.” At $38, it’s a small price to pay for the potential of those tiny feet to adorn your home.
The Loubibabies are undeniably cute, but for $250, wouldn’t it be nice if they came with a complimentary babysitter?
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In summary, while the concept of spending $250 on baby shoes may seem extravagant, the collaboration between GOOP and Louboutin certainly makes a statement. Whether you choose to indulge or not, it’s always fun to explore the world of luxury parenting.