It’s almost certain that Rex Tillerson used some colorful language when referring to Donald Trump. I mean, there’s a strong chance he called the president a “massive fool.” But let’s not dwell on the details.
With the holiday season approaching, Donald Trump decided to throw down the gauntlet on Twitter, challenging his Secretary of State to an IQ test.
Please, oh please, let there be a public record of Trump taking an IQ test. That’s all I want for Christmas!
Come on out, it’s time for your big boy test!
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You’ve got this! Just give it your all and show us how smart you’ve become, big boy!
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Let’s start by writing your name. Make it big! Make it bold because you’re a big, important boy!
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You know your colors! Awesome! The big boy found red, white, and blue. Well done, champ!
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A is for apple.
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Good job, smart boy! You found an apple all by yourself.
B is for big boy! And also for bird. Can you point to the birds?
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Hooray for the big boy! Let’s hear three cheers for our clever little guy!
C is for collusion.
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Come back, big boy! We’re sorry. We just wanted to play!
How about a game? Would you like to take a break for a game of peekaboo?
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The big boy isn’t a fan of peekaboo. That’s okay! Let’s keep going.
Can you show us your shapes? Can the smart boy make a circle?
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Wow! You’re a fantastic circle-maker! Now, let’s count together: One, two, three, four… Which number comes next?
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Keep your eyes on your own paper, big boy! Rex is also taking his big boy test.
Can you show us your big boy eyes?
Can you show us your big boy ears?
What about your big boy nose?
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Great job! You found your nose! Now, can you explain the difference between Medicare and Medicaid?
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It’s okay, big boy. Just keep trying! Remember, big boys don’t give up!
Can you show us tiny? Yes, use your hands. You got it! Now, what’s the opposite of tiny, big boy?
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That’s right! The opposite of tiny is YUGE! Because you’re a smart big boy learning so much.
The test is complete. You did wonderfully! We’re proud of our big boy and his smart brain.
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Time to rest, big boy. Melania will read from Infowars if you ask nicely.
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Sweet dreams, big boy! Results are pending, folks.
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Summary:
In a humorous take on a Twitter challenge, Donald Trump playfully dares Rex Tillerson to take an IQ test, using the occasion to portray a mock assessment of “big boy” skills. Through whimsical illustrations of childlike learning tasks, the piece pokes fun at the dynamics between Trump and Tillerson while engaging readers with humorous imagery. The article also connects to resources for those interested in fertility treatments and home insemination.