Welcome to the wild and wacky world of motherhood, where nothing you do ever seems to please everyone. Whether you’re a mom of one or six, there’s always that curious onlooker ready to interrogate you about your family size. That’s exactly why one mom decided to take to social media and humorously address the nosy questions she frequently receives.
Meet Lisa Parker, the witty mom behind the blog Unremarkable Chronicles, where she chronicles her life with her six kids—an impressive number that seems to prompt total strangers to feel entitled to comment on her family decisions. In a cheeky Facebook video, Lisa tackled the all-too-common question: “Why do you have so many kids?”
“Why do I have so many kids? That’s a fantastic question,” she quips, ready to unleash her playful reasoning.
Here are some of her funniest responses:
- “I’m really not supposed to share this, but I’m part of a new government initiative called No Egg Left Behind.”
- “I just love watching all my belongings get destroyed!”
- “Oh, and the tax deductions are pretty sweet.”
- “Honestly, it’s like living in a frat house—or a zoo!”
- “I adore answering intrusive questions while I’m at the grocery store.”
- “I’m just trying to exhaust the planet’s resources, obviously.”
- “And let’s be real, I’m just trying to annoy you. Is it working?”
Unfortunately, there are people who feel it’s their right to comment on a woman’s family size. It’s interesting how a dad with six kids might earn applause instead of scrutiny. It’s easy to understand why Lisa might find it frustrating. Yet, her ability to maintain her sense of humor in the face of such nosy inquiries is commendable. I know I’d struggle to keep my cool with all that judgment flying around.
Ultimately, Lisa reveals the real reason behind her large family—not that it’s anyone’s business but hers and her partner’s: “It’s simply because I genuinely love them.”
How refreshing!
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In conclusion, Lisa’s humorous take on her family size highlights the joy of motherhood while addressing the unsolicited opinions from outsiders.