In the world of makeup tutorials, one might wonder how many people can genuinely follow along without losing their minds. If you’re like me, you might find yourself awkwardly pausing a video with one hand while desperately trying to apply eyeliner with the other, all the while muttering expletives and vowing to give up makeup altogether until tomorrow. Fortunately, we’ve come across a tutorial that’s pure entertainment with no disastrous winged eyeliner attempts in sight.
Cincinnati’s own news personality, Jake Thompson, frequently shares snippets of his early-morning preparation on social media, where he boasts a large number of followers. A recent entry in his series titled “Rise and Shine with Makeup” has taken the internet by storm, racking up over a million views due to its relatable and humorous content. Thompson engages with viewers while narrating his makeup routine and sharing amusing anecdotes about life, and even some light saber banter.
In this particular segment, he joyfully announces that it’s early Friday morning, yet he’s still managing to find delight in his day. What’s the big news? A brand new concealer stick that he excitedly proclaims as “big doins’.” After seeing him in action, we might just have to agree that concealer can indeed be more entertaining when you pretend it’s a light saber. Just a note, though: the stick doesn’t actually make any sounds when twisted – a little disappointing!
The concealer works wonders, “slaying the heinous deficiencies” on his skin. He amusingly compares the fresh stick to the satisfying experience of opening a new jar of peanut butter or Nutella, although we all know that nothing can quite compete with Nutella’s charm.
This week is particularly thrilling for Thompson as he not only has a shiny new concealer but also a brand-new foundation. He likens this dual discovery to the rare occurrence of a super blue blood moon, a fitting analogy considering that acquiring two makeup items simultaneously is indeed a momentous event.
While blending in his foundation, he humorously notes that he has to manage the “neck hair situation” and likens himself to Wolverine—minus the claws and impressive physique. We imagine Wolverine isn’t half as skilled with a concealer stick, though.
As Thompson applies his makeup, he remarks on the need to blend “daintily” around his Adam’s apple to avoid discomfort, while being “violent” on his face. “Violent on the face, dainty on the neck,” he quips, a memorable mantra for makeup enthusiasts everywhere.
When it’s time for blush, he humorously claims it gives him a look reminiscent of Raggedy Andy, and he acknowledges this with a wink. But that’s why blending is key! “Hurt your face, and now it knows you love it,” he exclaims, continuing his vigorous blending technique.
As he concludes his routine, Thompson makes a remarkably relatable confession, “Already sweating, already sweating…” as he panic-applies more powder than most people would deem necessary. However, we can’t deny that the final look is impressive.
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In summary, this makeup tutorial not only provides laughter but also showcases the relatable chaos of getting ready in the morning. Jake Thompson has certainly made makeup fun!