When I was a teenager, I found an old book of Kama Sutra positions in my friend’s basement, owned by his grandparents. At the time, I didn’t think twice about the elderly couple upstairs; I was too busy poring over the illustrations, fantasizing about trying every single position someday. Young and hormonal, I imagined checking off each one like a grocery list when the moment arrived.
That book, of course, was a heavily Americanized version focused almost solely on sexual positions, which is just a small aspect of the original text. Back then, all I could think about was sex and my future filled with it. Fast forward to now—I’m 35, married with three kids under 10, and I look back on my youthful enthusiasm and chuckle. My wife is stunning, and I cherish her more now than I did when we first met 15 years ago. But the reality is stark: we simply don’t have the time.
Perhaps we should have explored the Kama Sutra more before diving into family life, but we didn’t. Some couples might find they have ample time to enjoy their own adventures in intimacy, and if that’s you, then great. But for us, without a babysitter or a night away, our opportunities are limited to late evenings after the kids are asleep—and before we’re too exhausted to do anything but collapse into bed.
Even during those fleeting moments of potential intimacy, we face the all-too-real possibility of a child knocking on the door, requesting a glass of water, or expressing concerns about monsters under the bed. Kids, in all their innocence, are the ultimate interruptions. We love them dearly, but let’s face it: if my wife and I want to enjoy our sexual lives, it might be best to set aside the Kama Sutra and just focus on what works for us.
Reflecting on that book in my friend’s basement, I wonder if that’s where it belonged all along.
Someone might be eager to share their own success stories about keeping the spark alive and how they manage hours of exploration while their kids cheer them on. If that’s you, congratulations—this article isn’t for you. I’m addressing those couples like my wife and me, who want closeness but often struggle to find uninterrupted time.
You’re not alone in this. Just recently, while scrolling online, I stumbled upon an article featuring cartoon Kama Sutra positions. It took me back to my younger self, and I found myself questioning if my sex life was falling short of those early expectations. I wondered if other parents shared my concerns.
However, as I reflected on my love for my wife and the myriad demands of life—work, bills, school activities—I recognized that right now, elaborate sexual explorations just aren’t realistic. And that’s perfectly normal. We are intimate, and our sex life is fulfilling, but an extensive Kama Sutra-style experience isn’t feasible at this time. Perhaps one day, when the kids are older and more independent, we’ll revisit that idea.
For now, what we have is enough. We are committed parents who genuinely love each other, managing to carve out regular moments of intimacy, even if they’re brief. Most parents face similar time constraints when it comes to intimacy, so enjoy the little moments you can steal away. Take a breath, lock the door, shed the pajamas, and relish the experience before the kids inevitably knock.
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Summary
The author reflects on the unrealistic expectations of sexual exploration post-marriage and parenting. While reminiscing on youthful fantasies about the Kama Sutra, they emphasize the time constraints parents face in maintaining intimacy. Ultimately, they advocate for enjoying the moments available rather than feeling pressured to adhere to elaborate sexual expectations.