When you come across something as ridiculous as a stick meant to be inserted into your vagina—aptly dubbed “The Jam-U Stick” by one clever commenter—you can’t help but discuss how absurd it is. This product claims to eliminate the perfectly natural scent of a woman’s vagina, potentially leading young girls to believe they must mask their natural musk for eternity.
The Jamu stick purports to “exfoliate” sensitive areas, employing ludicrous marketing tactics to suggest women have a “loose” vagina. Let’s set the record straight: a stick resembling a bleached hotdog cannot tighten anything—inside or out—and it seems most of you are already aware of that. It’s high time we shed the stigma surrounding our bodies, encouraging women to embrace and talk about their vaginas just as they are.
However, if you notice something unusual down there, please consult a doctor instead of trying to fix it with some kind of scented sandpaper tube. We cannot emphasize this enough.
Our blog has had a good laugh at the responses from those warning others to avoid the Jamu stick, and your comments were so entertaining that we felt the need to share some of the best ones. For those of you who are always “here for the comments,” grab a seat, pop some popcorn, and prepare to enjoy some of the funniest reactions.
After all, vaginas are meant to smell like—surprise—vaginas.
While no one wants to insert anything resembling food into their private parts, I can’t be the only one suddenly hungry for a banana split and stuffed cheese bread.
And let’s not forget an important point I overlooked during my critique: why aren’t men made to feel ashamed about their ball sack odor? Can we order some of that dish instead?
It’s clear that many have resorted to methods that make their vaginas smell like a potpourri bowl and might find it refreshing that a product exists specifically for inserting into their nether regions #sarcasm.
Seriously, though, don’t use an air freshener on your vagina. This should be common sense, but considering the existence of products like the Jamu stick, perhaps it isn’t.
What we all agree on is that no one is going to be sanding their lady parts—ever. Rough vaginas? That’s definitely a new one. If a sandpaper dildo doesn’t sound like a fun way to spend your Friday night, you’re in the right place.
Your comments have been priceless, and we’re still chuckling. But there’s one last message we couldn’t leave out: thank you for sharing your thoughts on inserting a scented stick into your vagina. It’s reassuring to know you aren’t the only one who doesn’t feel the need to deodorize or sand your insides.
Let’s make it clear: let’s ditch the douches and products that smell like grandma’s linen closet and focus on what’s really important in life. Like how to avoid volunteering for the PTA or the best ways to bribe our kids into doing chores.
As I mentioned earlier, your vaginal walls do not need to be exfoliated. This has never been a problem, so let’s not create one just because we see a stick claiming to solve it. If our feet don’t need cheese-grating, then our intimate areas certainly don’t either. A product that claims to combat “unpleasant odors,” as the Jamu stick does, shouldn’t even exist. If you notice a change in odor or something foul from your love canal, please put the herbal wand down and consult your doctor.
I’m all for using a stick for intimate purposes, but let it be one that vibrates, has multiple settings, and serves a singular purpose—to bring pleasure.
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In summary, the Jamu stick is unnecessary and potentially harmful. Embrace your natural scent, and remember that if something seems off, it’s best to consult a medical professional rather than resorting to dubious products.