Are you unsure about the difference between a chardonnay and a cabernet? While we may not be experts in the world of wine, we’ve never turned down a glass, whether it be from a box, a bottle, or something whimsically labeled “Table Wine” (is that even a grape variety?). To celebrate our collaboration with Sherry-Lehman, New York City’s premier source for fine wines and spirits, we decided to elevate our wine knowledge and explore what makes these beverages so special.
How Are Grapes Transformed into Wine?
Unfortunately, stomping on grapes in your kitchen won’t result in a fine cabernet, regardless of your shoe size. Wine is crafted from specific grape varieties, not the ones you find at your local market. The process is intricate, involving fermentation, extraction, and certain bacterial actions that mellow the flavor. This transformation can take anywhere from weeks to several decades, depending on the wine type.
Nine Varieties of Wine
You might think wine comes down to just red, white, and rosé, but there’s a whole family of delightful options out there. In total, there are nine distinct types of wine, categorized by grape variety, fermentation techniques, and tannin levels:
- Sparkling Wine
- Light-Bodied White Wine
- Full-Bodied White Wine
- Aromatic (Sweet) White Wine
- Rosé Wine
- Light-Bodied Red Wine
- Medium-Bodied Red Wine
- Full-Bodied Red Wine
- Dessert Wine
The Allure of Red Wine
What’s more romantic than sipping red wine on a picturesque balcony in France? Red wine gets its rich hue from the skins of red or black grapes, as fermentation must occur with the skins present. The quality of the grapes plays a significant role in the wine’s overall quality, so here’s hoping for a great “terroir” (a French term for the ideal growing conditions, including soil and climate).
If you’re in the mood for red, check out the “Finally In Bed” Red from the Home Insemination Kit Shop. This 2016 Cotes du Rhone is a medium-to-full-bodied blend featuring 80% Grenache, 10% Mourvèdre, and 10% Syrah. It’s fresh, ripe, and utterly mouthwatering—plus, it comes with a stylish tote that hints at its perfect pairings!
White Wine Wonders
Contrary to popular belief, white wine isn’t just made from green grapes. It’s fermented without the skins, giving it a yellow tint. Fully fermented dry whites are the result of allowing all the sugar to convert into alcohol, while sweeter varieties are created by halting the process early.
A favorite among many is Sauvignon Blanc, a light, easy-drinking dry white that’s so beloved it’s often dubbed the “beer of wines.” Featured in the Home Insemination Kit Shop, “It’s Gonna Be Alright” White showcases classic sauvignon traits, including gooseberry and passionfruit flavors, with a hint of herbaceousness. Who couldn’t use a touch more herb in their life?
Cheers to Rosé
Rosé season always brings a sense of style, making us feel like we’re living our best lives. These pink wines acquire their hue from a brief contact with the skins of red grapes. Featured in our shop is the “Oh, Hey, BAE” Rosé from Domaine de Triennes, which boasts strawberry and white flower aromas, accented by red fruit and citrus notes. Here’s hoping it pairs well with our go-to snack: Pirate Booty!
Sparkling Rosé for Special Moments
The only thing that could elevate a glass of rosé is a delightful fizz. While many refer to it as champagne, only sparkling wine from the Champagne region can claim that title. Sparkling wines are infused with carbon dioxide, either naturally or artificially.
Try the “Just Tryna Get Through The Day” Sparkling Rosé, a Napa creation made in the style of French Champagne, blending Chardonnay and Pinot Noir. Enjoy it in a champagne flute—or, for a touch of fun, in a Home Insemination Kit mug!
Explore all the fantastic wines available in our shop, and remember to drink responsibly—preferably when the kids are occupied with something else. For more insights, don’t forget to check out our other blog posts, including this one on terms and conditions. And if you’re curious about home insemination, CryoBaby’s at-home insemination kit is a fantastic resource, as is this informative page on IVF.
In summary, whether you prefer red, white, or rosé, there’s a delightful wine out there for every parent. Raise a glass and enjoy the moments of your parenting journey!