Prepare yourself for a cringe-worthy tale from a Las Vegas bachelorette party that takes the cake for the most overbearing guest ever. One woman, who initially wasn’t even invited, threw a tantrum until the bride felt compelled to include her. What followed was an email that left the other 17 attendees reeling.
The email, shared by user JanelleTheGreat, detailed a series of strict rules to be followed during the trip. Despite knowing the group was heading to the notorious “sin city,” she made it clear that “sinning” was off the table. “I have some guidelines I’d like everyone to adhere to,” she stated. “These are crucial for my religious beliefs and will ensure we avoid any trouble.”
Unpacking the Demands
Let’s unpack her demands. First off, there would be absolutely no hard liquor. The woman expressed concern over being “tempted” by “foul drinks” and even questioned her own reactions to vodka, rum, and tequila — which she used air quotes around, as if to imply these beverages might not be real. It’s worth noting that bachelorette parties are often synonymous with cocktails, but her preferences were clearly different.
Moreover, she prohibited any sexual activity in the hotel suite and declared that no men would be allowed on the trip. As if that wasn’t enough, she also banned drugs, advising one guest to leave her Adderall at home. “I realize you have a medical condition, but we’re not studying on this trip, so there’s no need for your methamphetamines,” she admonished.
To top it all off, she insisted that everyone attend church the following Sunday. Her blatant disregard for the diverse beliefs of the group and the bride’s own preferences was astonishing.
Unsurprisingly, this email quickly made its way to social media, where it was met with widespread ridicule. One can only hope that the rest of the party-goers indulge in some “vodka,” enjoy the company of a few random men, and skip the post-party church service altogether.
This article was originally published on April 18, 2019.
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Summary
A woman not originally invited to a Las Vegas bachelorette party caused a stir by sending an email outlining strict rules against alcohol, sex, and drugs, alongside a mandatory church visit. Her excessive demands drew laughter and disbelief from the other attendees.