For years, the only time I share a room with my partner, Jake, is when we’re on vacation or when guests are visiting and occupy the spare bedroom. It never occurred to me that this arrangement had a name until I recently discovered the term “sleep divorced.” While it sounds harsh, for me, it represents a joyful solution—my partner, however, wishes we could sleep side by side.
The reality is, ever since the birth of our first child, I’ve become an incredibly light sleeper. Meanwhile, Jake’s snoring is so thunderous that it could probably wake the dead. This makes our shared sleeping situation untenable.
Jake used to urge me to stay in the bedroom, suggesting I wear earplugs. I gave it a shot, but they blocked out only a fraction of the noise. I even tried using headphones with white noise, which helped a bit more but made me anxious about missing important sounds, like if one of the kids woke up or if there was an emergency.
Jake has experimented with various remedies, from nasal strips to mouthguards, desperate to keep me from leaving the room. He feared that our relationship would suffer if we didn’t sleep together. What he didn’t understand was that all I wanted was a decent night’s sleep. Our intimacy didn’t seem to suffer—when we were in bed, I was just trying to find a way to escape the cacophony.
To help resolve the issue, I suggested Jake consult a doctor to explore the possibility of sleep apnea. Addressing this might improve his snoring and our sleeping arrangement. However, he hesitated, dreading the idea of wearing a sleep apnea mask. So, we remained in this snore-filled deadlock, unable to share a bed.
Experts say couples can maintain a strong connection even when they sleep apart. After all, how can anyone feel intimate or even have a simple conversation when they’re sleep-deprived? I certainly can’t. Without sufficient rest, my mood suffers and so does my relationship with Jake. Sleep deprivation affects every aspect of life and can lead to serious health issues, from weight gain to heart disease.
Given the choice between enduring sleepless nights together or sleeping apart for restorative rest, the answer is clear: health must take precedence.
Eventually, Jake began to accept that our separate sleeping arrangements were for the best. About a year ago, our daughter filmed him snoring, thinking it was hilarious. When she played it for him, his reaction was priceless. “Is that really how loud I am? No wonder you won’t sleep in the same room with me!”
Since then, we’ve embraced our separate bedrooms. The spare room is now my sanctuary, eliminating the nightly struggle of me trying to endure his snoring. Jake finally understands the battle I faced.
The positive outcome of the video is that Jake has now scheduled an appointment with an ear, nose, and throat specialist to get tested for sleep apnea. Who knows? Perhaps he’ll end up with a CPAP machine, and we might find ourselves snuggling in bed once again. I’ve heard those devices can mimic white noise, which might just solve our problem.
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Summary
In a world where sleep is essential for well-being, my partner Jake and I have chosen to embrace our ‘sleep divorce’ for better health and rest. Despite the challenges of his snoring, we recognize the importance of quality sleep for maintaining a loving relationship. With Jake now seeking medical help for his snoring, there’s hope that we may reunite in a shared bed in the future.