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- Knock, Knock! Who’s There? 75+ Side-Splitting Jokes That Will Leave You in Stitches
Your family will adore each one of these.
By Team Home Insemination Kit
Updated: June 14, 2022
Originally Published: Oct. 1, 2019
Knock knock jokes are a timeless way to bring on the giggles from both kids and adults. Blending puns and riddles, these family-friendly quips are always a hit. (Psst! There’s a grown-up version too, but keep that under wraps!) Maybe it’s the nostalgia that comes from reminiscing about laughter on the playground or their simplicity that makes them so easy to share. Whatever the reason, knock knock jokes never fail to amuse.
Interestingly, the first knock knock joke might date back to Shakespeare’s time. In “Macbeth,” the drunken porter knocks to chat with three imaginary visitors—an early form of this comedic exchange. However, it wasn’t until the 1930s, during the Great Depression, that knock knock jokes began to spread widely as a means of lifting spirits.
With that said, we’ve compiled some of the absolute best knock knock jokes for any occasion, holiday, or mood.
Knock Knock Jokes: Classics
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amanda. Amanda who? A man da fix your sink!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alfie. Alfie who? Alfie terrible if you leave!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alien. Alien who? Just how many aliens do you know?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, a cow says mooooo!
Knock Knock Jokes: Halloween
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for Halloween!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting to go out trick or treating all day!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way to the haunted cemetery?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry! It’s just Halloween!
Knock Knock Jokes: Thanksgiving
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Normally I wouldn’t eat this much!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to wait much longer for the turkey?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara we’ll be having tons of leftovers.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eddie. Eddie who? Eddie more stuffing and I’m going to get a stomachache.
Knock Knock Jokes: Christmas
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hope. Hope who? Hope you had a nice Christmas!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good Christmas joke?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cole. Cole who? Cole is not what I was expecting for Christmas this year!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas!
More Knock Knock Jokes!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Eat. Eat who? Eat your vegetables!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Park. Park who? Park your bike!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you wanna dance?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down, you look-eth tired!
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In summary, these knock knock jokes are not just for kids—they’re a joyful way to bond with family and friends of all ages. So, gather everyone around and let the laughter begin!