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By Maddie The Mamma
Updated: Dec. 10, 2020
Originally Published: Oct. 11, 2019
In this feature, we dive into the insights of some of the most fashionable, talented, and busy moms out there, exploring what they do (and buy) to juggle their lives effectively. Maddie, known for her online series “Maddie The Mamma,” is your ultimate source for all things feminine health. She boldly unpacks the complexities of womanhood with a refreshing honesty, never shy about discussing what many might consider taboo.
In her downtime, Maddie enjoys strengthening her pelvic floor, chatting with her mom and her gynecologist (sometimes simultaneously), and shopping for breathable cotton underwear! Whether with friends or new acquaintances, she loves sipping tea, enjoying probiotic yogurt, and having open conversations about discharge, menstrual cycles, and more! She’s a devoted wife and mother, living in a charming town where everyone shares their secrets about their lady parts.
Check out her biweekly web series on our platforms, where she interviews experts to provide the vital information you need about your feminine health, and hosts “The Vagina Game” show that puts your knowledge to the test. Additionally, she frequently appears on the “Mamma Speaks” podcast, tackling your pressing questions about feminine health. If you don’t catch her online, you might find her on the streets with a microphone, asking random folks about their experiences!
DIVA CUP Menstrual Cup
“Aunt Flo has paid a visit! And how do I greet her? With a cup. The Diva Cup, to be exact. This nifty little cup is perfect for catching your menstrual flow. It’s like having a glass of wine in your vagina! I adore it because it lasts for up to 12 hours and is reusable for a year!”
$22.50 AT AMAZON (was $34.99)
JOY ON Kegel Exerciser
“Just like many, a little sneeze or laugh can lead to an accident! That’s when I reach for my Kegel Exerciser to tighten things up. These are similar to ben wa balls that you insert and squeeze. The best part? It comes with an app to keep your pelvic floor engaged. Just 15 minutes a day can make a world of difference!”
$69.90 AT AMAZON
PALOQUETH G Spot Rabbit Vibrator
“Time is precious when seeking pleasure. When I need a quick release between chores, my go-to is my trusty vibe. The G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator is fantastic since it knows exactly where to find my sweet spot!”
$25.99 AT AMAZON
TRACY’S DOG Clitoral Sucking Vibrator
“While you can’t teach an old dog new tricks, you can certainly train a vibrator to please your clitoris! This device features various suction levels designed to cater to your needs. With 10 patterns available, there’s something for everyone!”
$46.99 AT AMAZON (was $63.99)
SHIBARI Personal Lubricant
“Lube it up! That’s my motto! When my vagina is feeling dry or I just want a little extra slip, I reach for Shibari Lube! It transforms things into a water park experience down there. Not sure how to apply it? We’ve got you covered with a comprehensive guide on our blog!”
$8.95 AT AMAZON
INNERSY High Cut Cotton Underpants
“When going commando, I only trust cotton! My favorite are the Innersy Women’s Cotton Undies. They offer full coverage without the discomfort of a g-string, and they even provide tummy control, which means I can skip the sucking in!”
$24.99 (MULTIPACK) AT AMAZON
THINX Period Proof Underwear
“What don’t I enjoy about my period? Absolutely nothing! But I do wish it didn’t make a mess on my underwear. That’s why I wear Thinx Super Absorbent Briefs. They can hold up to 4 tampons worth of flow! I sleep soundly at night, knowing I’m protected!”
$39 AT THINX.COM
LOLA First Period Kit
“I remember my first period like it was yesterday! I wish I had a kit like Lola’s, which includes pads and instructions. I love giving these kits to friends experiencing their first periods!”
$34 AT MYLOLA.COM
LOLA Organic Cardboard Tampons
“When I’m not using a Diva Cup, I opt for tampons. And when I do, I choose Lola Organic Tampons because they’re 100% cotton and flushable!”
$8 (18 COUNT) AT MYLOLA.COM
The Vagina Bible by Dr. Jen Gunter
“Every Sunday, I dive into my Vagina Bible for all the essential information. Whether I have a curious itch or just want to learn more, this book is always my go-to resource. It even resides next to my vibrator!”
$17.06 AT AMAZON
E-LAURELS Women’s Sheer Crotchless Pantyhose
“I always say, our lady parts need to breathe! So when I wear pantyhose, I opt for the crotchless kind. E-Laurels Crotchless Panty Hose give my legs a lovely sheen while allowing airflow where it counts! No yeast infections for me!”
$7.99 AT AMAZON
ELIZABETH MOTT It’s So BIG Volumizing Mascara
“It’s so big! That’s what they say about my lashes! I adore eye makeup, especially big lashes. My go-to is It’s So Big Volumizing Mascara—it’s visible from a mile away!”
$13.50 AT AMAZON
MAC Retro Matte Lipstick: Ruby Woo
“When people ask what I have on my lips, I jokingly respond, “Lots of pubes!” but I realize they mean my mouth! I love wearing a long-lasting red lipstick, and my favorite is MAC Ruby Woo Retro Matte. It stays fresh all day!”
$18.50 AT ULTA
LADY SUITE BEAUTY Rejuvenating Botanical Oil for Intimate Skin
“Occasionally, I like to tidy things up down there, and trimming can lead to irritation. Afterward, I always apply Lady Suite’s Rejuvenating Oil for a hydrated vulva. Who doesn’t want a well-cared-for vagina?”
$46 AT THE HOME INSEMINATION KIT SHOP
WARBY PARKER Coley Eyeglasses
“People often ask about my glasses. They were crafted by my Great Great Great Aunt Maude, known for her unique eyewear. If you need a similar style, I recommend Warby Parker’s Coley Eyeglasses. Even if your sight is perfect, they’re fantastic for checking your cooch!”
STARTING AT $95 AT WARBY PARKER
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Summary:
Maddie The Mamma provides a humorous and candid look at feminine health, sharing her favorite products and personal insights. From menstrual cups to Kegel exercisers, each item is aimed at enhancing comfort and well-being. Maddie’s engaging approach encourages open dialogue about topics often considered taboo, making her a relatable voice for moms everywhere.