As the world settles into an extended period of remote living, individuals have become increasingly skilled at navigating virtual interactions—whether for work, socializing, or education. This shift has led to a heightened need for connection, yet many find themselves overwhelmed by the demands of virtual communication, even those who typically enjoy social situations.
During these times, I found myself exhausted after endless Zoom meetings, which prompted me to reach out to acquaintances to see how they handle the challenge of exiting prolonged virtual gatherings. The responses were illuminating and varied, revealing that both introverts and extroverts alike seek creative ways to gracefully disengage from online chats.
Creative Excuses for Disengagement
Common excuses included technological failures, such as “Sorry, my WiFi just dropped!” or “My laptop battery died!” According to my informal survey, the most effective method was to simply shut the laptop and follow up with a text, perhaps with a sad emoji to convey the unfortunate situation.
Parents also reported using their children as a clever excuse to wrap up conversations, citing reasons like “I need to help my child with their homework” or “I have to get my kids ready for bed.” Those without kids would often resort to promising a virtual goodnight to a niece or nephew.
Children’s Creativity in Virtual Meetings
Interestingly, children themselves displayed creativity in exiting virtual meetings. Some would simply close the laptop or feign a need to chase after a pet, showcasing their own struggles with maintaining focus during prolonged online sessions. My son even invented a stomachache as a legitimate reason to leave a Zoom class—proof that some behaviors remain unchanged even during a pandemic.
The Exhaustion of Virtual Engagement
Living within a virtual sphere can feel paradoxically exhausting. While it might seem easy to chat in sweatpants from the comfort of home, engaging in online interactions drains energy. This exhaustion arises from the heightened effort required to interpret non-verbal cues, which we naturally absorb in face-to-face situations. Additionally, seeing oneself on camera adds a performative layer to interactions, making them feel more demanding.
As Joe Pinsker aptly noted, “Thankfully, we are seasoned liars and up to the test.” These harmless white lies serve as social lubricants, allowing individuals to maintain politeness while ending conversations when needed. It is reassuring for me to recognize that I am not alone in my desire for connection and my simultaneous need for personal space. While I genuinely appreciate every virtual interaction, there are moments when I find myself thinking, “Sorry, I need to take the dog out.”
Further Reading
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Conclusion
In summary, the rise of virtual communication has led many to find inventive ways to excuse themselves from lengthy online interactions, reflecting a universal struggle with balancing social needs and personal energy levels.