Ask Home Insemination Kit: My Friend Keeps Bothering Me About Her MLM Products

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Are you dealing with a friend whose latest obsession is a multi-level marketing (MLM) scheme? Tired of dodging her constant pleas to purchase this or try that? Running low on excuses to skip yet another online gathering that feels more like a sales pitch? We’ve got some tips for you!

Dear Home Insemination Kit,

I have a friend who won’t stop messaging me to buy things from her latest MLM venture. I don’t need any more tote bags, I can’t stand scented candles, and I barely manage to wash my face at night, let alone follow some elaborate 5-step skincare routine she claims will make me look a decade younger. How can I turn her down without hurting her feelings or jeopardizing our friendship?

Ah, the infamous MLM pitch. I decided long ago that life is too short to waste my time on such nonsense. I refuse to spend my precious downtime scrolling through social media while dodging dubious sales messages that clutter my inbox. You shouldn’t feel guilty for wanting to escape this either!

Your response will depend on the kind of friendship you have with this person. If she’s someone who’s been trying to sell you stuff on social media even though you haven’t had a meaningful conversation since high school, it may be time to unfriend her. This could be the perfect opportunity to cut out that toxic energy from your life.

However, if you value this friendship and want to keep her around, consider a couple of different approaches. You could take the direct approach and say something like:

No, I won’t be attending your so-called ‘party,’ which is really just a pyramid scheme designed to keep people tied down by unrealistic standards and capitalistic pressures. I don’t need your trendy bag or that miracle wrinkle cream to feel worthy. I am powerful as I am, and so are you.

Or, if you prefer a softer touch, you could simply say, “No thanks” and leave it at that.

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Summary:

Navigating friendships with those involved in MLMs can be tricky. Whether you choose to be brutally honest or simply decline politely, it’s essential to prioritize your own comfort and boundaries. Cutting ties with toxic friends or communicating openly can help maintain your mental well-being.