Sears has certainly evolved from the store you may remember as a child. You might be surprised to learn that Sears — known for everything from home appliances to clothing — now features a variety of adult toys and accessories. We’re not talking about just one or two options; their selection includes items like a ball stretcher, a prostate massager, and a quirky vibrator that resembles a cactus and corkscrew combo.
I wholeheartedly support the idea of making vibrators and sex toys accessible to anyone interested. The more options available, the better. However, it’s a bit mind-boggling to see a store where I once purchased a Craftsman snowblower also offering these playful products. While it might not be the first place I’d think of for expanding my vibrator collection, their extensive offerings could change your mind. Here are a few highlights:
Holiday Splurge: Throb Pulse Vibrator
If you’re looking to splurge this holiday season, consider the Throb Pulse Vibrator for $125. Although that price might seem high, the description boasts, “this powerful rabbit vibrator has 2 uniquely placed thumping pads on both sides of the shaft to deliver 3 speeds of deep, rumbling thumping.” Sounds worth it, right?
Prostate Health: Wiggling Finger Prostate Massager
For those who may have been neglecting prostate health, Sears stocks a Wiggling Finger Prostate Massager with five inches of insertable black silicone that wiggles for added pleasure. And don’t forget to peek at the C-ring ball stretcher; while I don’t personally have that experience, I can see the appeal for those who do.
Imagine flipping through an old Sears catalog and stumbling upon a section like this while sitting with your parents. The catalog, a family favorite until its discontinuation in 1993, used to feature everything from sewing machines to cars. So, seeing a few adult toys might not raise too many eyebrows in today’s world.
Convenience: French Kiss Sweet Talker
Now, you can conveniently buy a car battery, a mattress, and a French Kiss Sweet Talker all in one go. This compact device promises “powerful flickering pleasure with 12 sensual functions of fluttering vibrations through the tongue-like tip” and can easily fit in your handbag.
Discreet Option: Coco Licious™ Hide & Play™ Lipstick
If you’re after something even more discreet, check out the Coco Licious™ Hide & Play™ Lipstick. This mini vibrator is battery-operated and small enough for your purse or pocket. Just be cautious if a friend asks to borrow your lipstick—grab another option!
According to the website, “If you’re not satisfied with your experience, Sears will step in and help,” although they might want to refine that phrasing a bit. Essentially, if you’re not happy, Sears promises to refund your order — including shipping. Naturally, returns on these products are not encouraged.
Thanks to Sears, we can now fulfill all our shopping needs in one place. For that, they deserve some appreciation.
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Summary:
Sears has expanded its inventory to include a surprising range of adult toys, from vibrators to prostate massagers. This evolution reflects changing consumer preferences and the increasing acceptance of sexual wellness products. Their selection offers something for everyone, even as they maintain their traditional retail offerings.