My Kids Are About to Leave the Nest… And I’m Ready to Have a Blast

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I adore my kids. They’re smart, kind, and respectful. I’d like to think I did a pretty solid job as their mom (my partner, Steve, deserves some credit too). However, after 19 years of parenting, with my youngest preparing for college, I’m ready to let loose and embrace this new chapter of my life.

Gone are the weekends filled with dance competitions and recitals. No more carpooling to various activities, tennis lessons, or tutoring sessions. Life is about to feel like a never-ending sleepaway camp—at least until the kids return for the holidays. I plan to relish every second of this newfound freedom.

First on My Agenda

I’m done with grocery shopping. I’ll make one last Costco run before they head off, stocking up on essentials like toilet paper and eggs. I won’t miss the endless requests for snacks or the need to cook elaborate meals. Who needs baked ziti or chicken parmesan? While I’m stepping away from the kitchen (not that I was ever a culinary mastermind), I’ll be treating myself to dining out and takeout every day. Think Peter Luger’s for steaks and Chris & Tony’s for Italian.

Binge-Watching Bliss

I plan on binge-watching plenty of TV—no more Hannah Montana or iCarly for me (though I did have a soft spot for Spencer). Instead, I’ll dive into cheesy rom-coms and action flicks with Steve. I might even start Game of Thrones, which, according to Google, I could finish in just two days, 22 hours, and 14 minutes—if I skip food and sleep. I’ll definitely find time for a bathroom break or two.

Embracing Freedom

You might find me embracing my birthday suit more often. My husband will be thrilled about that! I’m not usually one to wander around naked, but why not give it a shot? I can grab soap from the closet or dash downstairs for laundry without a care. Just hope the landscapers don’t get an eyeful through the kitchen windows!

When night falls, it’s time for some loud, unapologetic intimacy. I might even knock over a picture frame of the kids while getting wild.

Shopping Adventures

Shopping will be a whole new experience—FOR ME. No more children’s stores. I’m heading to Bloomingdale’s, Saks, and even Gucci! Out with diaper bags and in with Christian Louboutin shoes and Valentino bags. I might have two college tuitions looming over me, but I have credit cards—and I plan to use them! I’ll also send care packages to my kids to remind them of home.

Will They Remember to Call?

Let’s be honest, though. Will they even remember to call? My eldest, Mia, only called twice during her freshman year. The first time was to ask me to send up some forgotten t-shirts, and the second was to wish me a happy birthday, probably prompted by their dad.

Cheers to New Beginnings

Of course, I’ll be enjoying some drinks—wine, gin, and maybe a few craft cocktails. What else is there to do? Shop and drink, drink and shop. I won’t have to play chauffeur or wait up for the kids anymore. After work hours, I’ll be a regular at Total Wine Spirits & More.

I could consider working longer hours, but honestly, I’m too worn out for that. I used to work 50-hour weeks, but now I’m ready to enjoy some much-needed rest.

Sleeping In

I look forward to sleeping in until noon. Sure, I might be late to the office, but it’s all good because I work for my husband. No more rushing around to get the kids ready for school or nagging them to get out of bed after their alarms go off for the tenth time.

Adult Conversations

Conversations will shift from kids to more adult topics—like the weather, my favorite steak, or the latest book I’ve read. I’ll probably find out that I’m not as interesting as I thought, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

Travel Plans

Travel plans are also on the horizon (post-pandemic). I’m excited about the money I’ll save by vacationing outside of school breaks. No more early mornings to secure pool chairs! Instead, I’ll enjoy a resort getaway without the chaos. I plan to visit Florida, not for dance competitions, but for some fun in the sun. I might even take a trip to California or New Orleans for a different kind of adventure.

Reconnecting with Friends

I’m eager to reconnect with old friends and perhaps even make some new ones along the way. If you’re an empty nester, let’s chat! If your kids are still young, reach out in a few years—I’ll have plenty of stories to share.

Feeling Sad?

Will I feel sad? Absolutely. I’ll miss the chaos of my kids arguing over the shower and the late-night pickups. The loss of dance competitions will tug at my heart.

But I’ll be living life like a carefree 25-year-old—albeit a slightly out-of-shape one with fabulous red-soled shoes!

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Summary:

As my youngest approaches college, I’m ready to embrace the freedom of being an empty nester. This new chapter offers opportunities for indulgence, travel, and self-discovery. I’ll say goodbye to parenting chaos and hello to late-night adventures and guilt-free shopping sprees. While I will undoubtedly miss my kids, I’m excited to explore life like a carefree young adult once again.