People Are Pretending to Be Eligible for Vaccine Priority—Just Beam Me Up Already

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In today’s climate, few things are as coveted by those of us who trust science as the COVID vaccine. My partner, who serves in the military, sometimes works at COVID testing sites. When his supervisor informed him that the vaccine was available for a limited group within his unit, he jumped at the chance. He’s already received his first shot, with the second lined up.

Honestly, I’ve never felt such envy over someone getting a needle stuck in them until now. I can’t wait for my turn. I want to help put an end to this pandemic in any way possible. Plus, let’s be real—I really, really don’t want to catch COVID-19.

While I’m eager for my own vaccine, I refuse to distort the truth to skip ahead in line. If you’re considering ways to manipulate the system to get vaccinated sooner, please think again. It’s not cool. There’s a reason for the priority list, and it’s crucial that we adhere to it.

I understand the temptation. Early in the vaccination rollout, reports indicated that some individuals in New York City hospitals were attempting to jump the queue. Some managed to get vaccinated early, leading to rising tensions among healthcare professionals who were sorting out the order in which vaccines were distributed.

This urgency is understandable—especially for frontline healthcare workers in a densely populated area. But they aren’t the only ones anxious for the vaccine.

I recently came across a discussion in a private Facebook group primarily made up of women in their twenties, thirties, and forties, many of whom have young children. Most of these women don’t fall into the highest priority categories unless they have specific health issues or care for high-risk individuals. Consequently, many will have to wait until more vulnerable populations are vaccinated.

In this group, some women were brainstorming ways to cut the line. While some comments were clearly made in jest—like suggesting they wear jackets stuffed with gravel to qualify under the high BMI category—others were disturbingly serious, asking how to forge documentation for pre-existing health conditions or exaggerate their roles as caretakers. Some even contemplated asking friends for proof of employment at places they don’t actually work. Hopefully, most will think twice before acting on these ideas.

Following the established order is our best chance of overcoming this pandemic and returning to some semblance of normalcy. Just as refusing to wear masks prolongs the crisis (and should not be an option for anyone without a medical reason), jumping the line for a vaccine doesn’t help us move forward.

Massachusetts Governor Charlie Baker expressed confusion over why some people chose to skip the queue, stating that it contradicts the message of prioritizing those at greater health risk. The phased distribution plan isn’t arbitrary. The CDC’s guidelines on who gets the vaccine first are based on who is most likely to experience severe illness or death and who is essential for keeping society functioning.

These phases aim to protect our most vulnerable first and then gradually extend to those less at risk. Balancing these priorities requires cooperation from all of us. Vaccine manufacturers are working hard to ensure there’s enough supply, and the government is striving to distribute it effectively. We must be patient.

It’s vital that those who need the vaccine most—healthcare workers, residents of long-term care facilities, people with significant health issues, and those who care for them—receive priority. Other essential workers will follow. Eventually, everyone will have their chance. Until the priority groups are fully vaccinated, it’s crucial that the rest of us wait our turn.

If we all commit to letting those in greater need get vaccinated first, we gain a powerful tool against this virus. For now, maintaining distance, wearing masks, and staying home as much as possible are the best ways to protect high-risk individuals. By prioritizing their vaccination, we can reduce infection and mortality rates. Eventually, we will all receive our shots and be protected too. That’s the goal for all of us.

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Summary

This article emphasizes the importance of adhering to COVID vaccine distribution guidelines and the negative implications of attempting to bypass the system. It discusses the urgency felt by various groups, including healthcare workers and parents, while advocating for patience and respect for the established priority list. By protecting the most vulnerable first, we can collectively work towards ending the pandemic.