By: Samantha Green
An unnamed source has revealed that the Orange One is preparing to stroll into the Conservative Political Action Committee meeting (CPAC) this week to assert that he still holds the reins of power. According to sources, he plans to declare himself the fearless leader who will challenge any Democrat, including Joe Biden, in the 2024 elections. The Orange One seems blissfully unaware that Stacey Abrams is ready to take him on, lingering in his thoughts like a haunting specter.
We, the citizens of the United States, refuse to be misled by a man who once attempted to purchase Greenland. Time Magazine even had to request that he remove fake magazine covers from his golf clubs boasting the success of “The Apprentice.” Let’s revisit some of the botched moments of the Trump administration. Throughout his presidency, the Orange One spent his time watching Sean Hannity, playing golf, inciting violence, and engaging in social media spats.
To paraphrase The Dude, that aggression will not stand, man.
The Orange One’s Racism is Undeniable
In July 2019, the Orange One proclaimed himself “the least racist person anywhere in the world.” At that moment, The Washington Post pointed out that most Americans actually perceive him as racist, and not in a light-hearted manner. Instead, he has a history of using derogatory terms to describe Congresswomen and suggesting that they should “go back to where they came from.” Let’s be clear: Black Lives Matter, and we will not be silenced about the Orange One’s actions that incited a violent insurrection at the Capitol.
If people of color had stormed the Capitol, the outcome would have been vastly different. We all know it.
And About That Insurrection…
As for that insurrection, we refuse to be manipulated by the cowardly Republicans during his impeachment trials. The Orange One was indeed responsible for the insurrection on American soil, and no amount of denial will erase that fact. He may have found new friends in the likes of QAnon Shaman, but their deluded ideologies are not the truth.
Since his supporters believe ridiculous conspiracy theories, such as Trump being sworn in on March 4, we will continue to stand firm in our understanding of reality. The Orange One has lied to his followers repeatedly, insisting he won the election while orchestrating an insurrection with the help of certain Congress members.
A Catalog of Misdeeds We Won’t Forget
The Orange One has committed so many questionable acts that we can’t simply let them slide. For instance, he told a child that Santa Claus isn’t real and expressed the desire to be immortalized on Mount Rushmore. Remember the children in cages? The rubber bullets fired at peaceful protesters? We refuse to forget.
Dear Orange One: We always knew “The Apprentice” was a poor show, and we are not buying your lies anymore.
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Summary
This article discusses the refusal to be deceived by the former president, highlighting his questionable actions and statements during his time in office. It emphasizes the ongoing impact of his rhetoric on social issues, particularly racism and insurrection, while refusing to let these moments be forgotten. The piece also connects to resources for home insemination, providing readers with additional information.