Rain, rain, go away! Come back another day. When the skies open up, it can feel like a deluge. Sometimes, all you can do is search for that silver lining hidden among the clouds. Tired of the same old clichés? Us too! Let’s dive into the fun part — rain jokes! These gems are sure to lift your spirits on a dreary day and are perfect for expanding your repertoire of dad jokes. Plus, they’re a great way to keep the kids entertained when you’re stuck inside because of — you guessed it — rain! So, save this list, and next time the clouds roll in, pull it out for some indoor amusement.
Laughter is truly good for the soul. Whether it brings a gentle smile or a hearty laugh, humor is a vital antidote for tough times. You know the saying, “If you don’t laugh, you’ll cry”? There’s a lot of truth in that. While a clever one-liner may not solve all your problems, it can certainly turn that frown upside down — even if just for a bit.
Check out our collection of rain jokes below. They’re sure to brighten anyone’s day — from toddlers to centenarians!
Best Rain Jokes to Turn Your Gray Skies Blue
- What is a king’s favorite type of precipitation? Hail!
- What do books wear on a rainy day? Rain quotes.
- When does it rain money? When there is “change” in the weather.
- What’s all wet and likes to shake? An earthquake on a rainy day.
- Why does Snoop Dog need an umbrella? Fo’ Drizzle.
- What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese? Foul (fowl) weather.
- What did one raindrop say to the other? “Two’s company; three’s a cloud.”
- Why did the man use ketchup in the rain? Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
- What’s worse than raining buckets? Hailing taxis!
- Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained? To get some rust.
- How can you wrap a cloud? With a rainbow.
- What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles!
- What is the Mexican weather report? Chili today and hot tamale.
- When is Monday coming? MonSoon!
- What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear.
- What do you get if you come in fourth at the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
- Where do lightning bolts go on dates? Cloud nine.
- What did the evaporating raindrop say? “I’m going to pieces.”
- How does one raindrop ask another out? “Water you doing tonight?”
- Why did the hurricane wear a monocle? It only had one eye!
- What do you call two days of nonstop rain in Seattle, WA? The weekend.
And many more!
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In summary, laughter can lighten the mood during gloomy weather, and our collection of rain jokes is here to help you and your family find joy even on the rainiest of days.