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When I revealed my breast cancer recurrence to my social media followers, I was overwhelmed with kind words and thoughtful gifts. I noticed a significant increase in direct messages, with many women bravely sharing their own health stories. It was a privilege to connect over our struggles. However, what I didn’t anticipate was the influx of “hey, girl” and “hey, friend” messages from MLM consultants offering me “cures” for my cancer.
As a type 1 diabetic, I’m used to receiving unsolicited DMs promoting shake mixes, supplements, and essential oils that supposedly promise to cure my autoimmune condition. While my condition has no known medical solution, these MLM companies claim they have the answers! If I just tried their roll-on oil, a high-dose vitamin from some obscure tree, or committed to a daily green smoothie, I could be on the road to recovery.
Alongside these “miracle cures,” I received messages from MLM representatives eager to recruit me for their sales teams. They promised me deep discounts, free products, and the chance to attend uplifting conferences where we’d encourage each other and learn about their latest offerings. They even invited me to join their “tribe” (which is a whole different issue). Thanks, but no thanks. I refuse to let anyone exploit my health struggles for their gain.
It’s disturbing, to say the least. MLM representatives aren’t qualified medical professionals, yet they insist they can assist patients like me facing serious health challenges. They bombard us with faux-empathy and promise a quick escape from our sickness. How can we say no to something that sounds natural or organic? They peddle hope in a bottle, packet, or vial.
I’m not dismissing everything that’s proven; I take various supplements recommended by a registered dietitian—a qualified expert with extensive education and ongoing training. I even enjoy making my own green smoothies daily, and I firmly believe it helps boost my energy and hydration. I own an essential oil diffuser, indulge in Epsom salt baths, and meticulously read labels on cleaning products I use at home.
However, I won’t disregard the years of medical research that have established effective treatments for my conditions. For instance, if I skip even a day without insulin, that could be life-threatening. Opting for a vitamin concoction “suggested” by someone like Jennifer from California instead of chemotherapy would undoubtedly lead to regret.
I’ll stick to exercising, meditating, journaling, praying, and taking my vitamins. But I won’t abandon common sense or the medical advice of real doctors for a capsule filled with crushed herbs that Lisa from Minnesota swears will eradicate my cancer cells. I’m done with MLM ambassadors trying to profit off my health issues. They don’t genuinely care about me; they see me as a chance to make money. I don’t engage with their DMs because their ableist messages are draining, and I need to conserve my energy for my health challenges.
I’m aware of their tactics, but what frustrates me is that others might not see through them. Some might actually heed the advice of Essential Oil Ann or Supplement Susan, jeopardizing their health by purchasing unproven, overpriced, and unregulated products. There’s comfort in a woman-to-woman chat and the allure of something gentler than, say, radiation. But my reality isn’t a Hallmark movie where miracles transpire, and health is miraculously restored. A serious diagnosis requires real medical advice from trained professionals.
Just because I’m facing health issues doesn’t mean I’m looking for a life coach or an exercise regimen. When I need help navigating the complexities of medical trauma or anxiety, I turn to a licensed therapist. For exercise guidance, I consult my physical therapist or experts with experience in working with patients like me. I refuse to fund someone’s side hustle, especially if they have minimal education or expertise.
My dad, a former salesperson, always reminded me that if something seems too good to be true, it probably is. Anyone claiming to have the cure for my ailments is deceiving me. If they truly had the remedy for my autoimmune disease, cancer, or anxiety, they would be celebrated globally, not working for a pyramid scheme and sliding into my DMs.
Ultimately, I want these MLM opportunists to understand that I won’t be their guinea pig, nor will I allow them to profit from my health struggles. Instead of attempting to exploit me, they should pursue careers that genuinely assist people in managing and healing their conditions. Until they become qualified medical professionals whom I trust, they should keep their distance. I won’t engage with their pseudoscience; I have a battle to fight.
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Summary
After sharing my cancer diagnosis on social media, I received an outpouring of support but was also inundated with MLM messages offering dubious health “cures.” These unsolicited offers, often from unqualified individuals, exploit vulnerable patients like me. While I believe in the power of proven medical treatments and professional guidance, I refuse to let my health struggles be used as a marketing opportunity for MLMs. Genuine care and expertise come from licensed professionals, not from opportunistic salespeople.