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If you’ve ever found yourself infuriated because your partner insists on grooming his unkempt beard just moments after you’ve cleaned the bathroom, this one’s for you!
Have you ever wondered, “Why do I get so worked up over a guy who needs constant reminders to wash his hands after using the restroom?” You’re definitely not alone! For some inexplicable reason, many straight, cisgender men seem to operate at a hygiene level that’s only slightly above that of a farm animal. Living with them often requires a significant adjustment to their less-than-pleasant habits. Sure, everyone sweats, passes gas, and uses the bathroom, but when men do it, it somehow feels much more repulsive.
This sentiment is echoed by numerous women in our confessional space who are fed up with their partners’ lack of cleanliness.
Confessions from the Trenches
Confessional #25827560: My husband is so gross that I’ve lost interest in intimacy until he starts getting cranky.
Confessional #25810864: Most men are useless. They cheat when they can, they smell, and they can’t even remember important dates. This is why my third partner is a woman.
Confessional #25773961: My husband won’t brush his teeth until we get home after walking the dog. He can’t figure out why I don’t want to be near his stinky self. YUCK.
Confessional #25213782: My husband wears a faded, smelly cap, even though I got him two new ones for Christmas six months ago. If I see that old thing again, I might just set it on fire.
Confessional #24731327: My husband turns our clean sheets into a stink zone almost every night. I wake up with my nose crinkled from the odor. I really miss my house not smelling like man funk.
Confessional #25826063: I found my body brush, which I keep in the tub, in the shower. I think my partner used it on his nasty feet. Now I have to buy a new one because he has zero boundaries!
Confessional #25825147: My husband bought some sandals. I told him to return them or I’m leaving. I can’t stand seeing men’s feet in public, even his.
Confessional #25813059: Sitting on the couch, it literally smells like something died. I look around, and there are my husband’s boots next to the couch. His feet stink so badly, I can smell them even when he’s not home!
Why do guys’ feet tend to have an extra level of odor? We all have feet and wear shoes, but men seem to take it to a whole new level of stench.
Confessional #25823077: My husband acts like it’s an affront when I ask him to take out the trash. He leaves dirty clothes everywhere, and it’s hard to find him attractive after hearing/smelling his flatulence and unclean toilet. The toilet brush is NOT a decorative item!
Confessional #25819317: After 13 years of marriage, I just want romance and passion, not endless farting, belching, and nose picking!
Confessional #25814777: I flirted with my husband and asked if he wanted to have sex tonight. He said no and then farted. Gross.
Confessional #25803118: My husband’s family thinks belching and farting in public is hilarious. No one in my family ever did that around others if they could help it. It’s crude and offensive!
Is there a way to send these gross guys to a finishing school for manners? At the very least, they need some guidance on personal grooming before they expect anyone to engage with their unkempt selves.
Men, please step up your game. Women dedicate entire linen closets to their hygiene; the least you can do is invest in some foot powder and stop making a mess of the sink.
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Summary
This piece humorously explores the frustrations that many women have regarding their partners’ poor hygiene habits. It highlights various confessions from women expressing their distaste for the hygiene of the men in their lives, illustrating a shared struggle with personal cleanliness and the impact it has on relationships.