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Oral sex can be pleasurable to receive, but many moms find giving it—particularly in the form of a blow job—less than enjoyable. As the iconic Samantha Jones once said, “Honey, they don’t call it a ‘job’ for nothing.” It’s true! The effort that goes into it often feels like an unrecognized chore. Many moms in our Confessional express feelings of frustration, especially when they find themselves with a mouthful and little to show for it.
And seriously, how many times have you heard a guy brag about never reciprocating oral sex? PATHETIC. A significant number of men expect oral pleasure without ever considering giving it back. It’s no wonder so many women are turned off!
“I despise my partner. He did nothing for me on Mother’s Day, but when Father’s Day comes, I’m sure he’ll be expecting a blow job. At this rate, divorce papers might be his Father’s Day gift.”
—Confessional #25780018
“I’m a straight woman who isn’t interested in women, but I think penises are just gross. Sex is fine, but giving blow jobs? Totally not my thing. I wish I never had to do it again.”
—Confessional #25777294
The willingness to give a blow job often hinges on how attracted a woman is to her partner, along with his hygiene, grooming, and whether he reciprocates. It’s a great filter for men who don’t belong in their lives!
—Confessional #21786664
“My husband won’t go down on me, so he’s not getting another blow job from me.”
—Confessional #19260357
Let’s be real—some people simply don’t enjoy oral sex, and that’s perfectly okay. But if you’re going to demand it, you better be willing to give it too. And let’s talk about hygiene; many men seem to neglect basic grooming, leading to a less-than-pleasant experience for their partners. It’s frustrating when women are expected to maintain impeccable grooming while some men don’t bother at all.
“I can’t stand giving blow jobs; it does nothing for me.”
—Confessional #1399198
“I hate it! The gag reflex is real!”
—Confessional #1316246
“I told my husband I want to separate. He got angry because I didn’t want to perform oral sex. I refuse to be treated like a sex object.”
—Confessional #25783774
“It’s infuriating when my husband asks for a blow job but takes ages to finish. Like, seriously? This isn’t my idea of fun!”
—Confessional #17107144
Some moms feel pressured to perform oral sex, sometimes thinking they have to, which is problematic. It’s disheartening to see how many are doing it without genuine interest. Come on, husbands, step up your game!
“I can’t believe my husband ran me a bath and now thinks I owe him a blow job. When I asked if he cleaned the tub—because he has a habit of peeing while showering—he said no. So, I’m supposed to sit in that? Ugh.”
—Confessional #16813260
A blow job is work, while oral sex can be about pleasure.
—Confessional #13212616
“Blow jobs are disgusting. Even if my husband could save the world, I wouldn’t give him one. Maybe if he really does save the world—still no swallowing.”
—Confessional #11372847
“I gave my husband a blow job the other day and hurt my neck—not to mention I lost a crown on my tooth. Middle age can be brutal.”
—Confessional #9691755
PSA: There’s a special place in hell for husbands who demand oral sex from their postpartum wives. Just saying!
“The morning after coming home from the hospital, my husband blew up at me for not giving him a blow job. I was heartbroken.”
—Confessional #8999326
Men, listen up: if you want it, you need to give it—and remember to be considerate, respectful, and clean. Now let’s find other ways to enjoy intimacy that suit both partners.
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Summary:
This article explores the challenges many women face when it comes to performing oral sex. It highlights the lack of reciprocity from partners, the impact of hygiene, and the emotional toll it can take on relationships. Many women express their dislike for the act, feeling pressured to perform it without genuine desire. Ultimately, it calls for men to be more considerate and to ensure a mutual understanding of intimacy.