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A herd of cows made headlines after they managed to break free from a slaughterhouse in Southern California. It sounds like the plot of a children’s movie (one my kids would insist on watching repeatedly) or a real-life version of those “Eat More Chicken” ads: Approximately 30 to 40 cows embarked on a daring escape, charging through the streets of Pico Rivera, California.
According to local news, the cows took advantage of a gate that was accidentally left open at the meatpacking facility. Can you blame them for seizing the opportunity? They dashed about a mile before authorities were able to catch up with them and started the roundup roughly an hour later.
“Nearly three dozen cows broke free from a meatpacking plant and stampeded through a neighborhood about 10 miles southeast of downtown Los Angeles,” tweeted the Today Show along with videos of the cow escapade. The local sheriff’s office jumped in to help with the roundup, sharing some dad jokes on social media: “STEER CLEAR for a few more minutes please. We are in the process of moo-ving the cows!” The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Office also got in on the fun, labeling the incident a “mooo-tiny” on Facebook. Kudos to them for holding back on any “Where’s the beef?” quips.
At one point, the cows gathered in a front yard, leading to what must have been one of the most bizarre 911 calls ever made. Unfortunately, the day wasn’t all fun and games; a cow charged at a passerby, sending them to the hospital with minor injuries. One cow was also shot after charging at a family member, who was treated for minor injuries as well. Can you imagine explaining that at the hospital? It could either be seen as the most exciting or the most embarrassing injury ever.
Ultimately, the cows were herded back to the slaughterhouse, but not before they enjoyed one last taste of freedom, which included munching on some lawns and damaging a homeowner’s fence. Let’s hope those cows had a legendary (sorry) escape.
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Summary:
A group of cows made a daring escape from a Pico Rivera slaughterhouse, charging through the streets of Southern California before being rounded up by authorities. The incident included humorous social media posts from the local sheriff’s office, but it also had unfortunate moments, including injuries to a passerby and one cow being shot. Despite the somber ending, the cows enjoyed a brief taste of freedom.